Sex and Lies…

Sex and Lies…

~~~ How often are people really honest about their sex lives? Both to themselves and their partner? Sex is supposed to be the intimist of intimate .. but if we lie about what we want and need aren’t we just damaging the trust that goes with it? Think about it.. Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share...

Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll…

Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll…

WOW!! I really MISS this blogging stuff hey! I often find myself mumbling under my breathe.. ” the blog is strong in this one..” <– #truestory So what the heck have I been up to lately?¹ More importantly, why did I leave?² ¹Well, I have been catching up with my mental illness.. It tends to get ahead of itself sometimes. ²And I needed to take a break to do this because I was suffering with NoChewWalkinism™ WTF is this NoChewWalkinism™ !!!????!!!  I hear you ask.. let me explain: NoChewWalkinism™ – well, it is simple, the person afflicted is unable to chew bubblegum and walk at the same time. It affects 8 out of 10 ppl everyday and can disappear as suddenly as it appears. Symptoms: Drooling, incoherent speech, lots of pointing,...

Long Haul..

Long Haul..

Marriages/Long term relationships are serious hard work.. Anyone who is in a relationship/marriage for more than a year deserves a medal/award and that I suppose is why there are anniversaries..(the more years you put in the bigger the prize!) It doesn’t matter who you are, living with another person and sharing your cheese with them is tough. Lets have a closer look at the difficulties we experience in this cohabitation ritual.. In the beginning everything is still new and things are often forgiven and overlooked and you solve all your problems and arguments with mind-etching sex.. The sex re-enforces your bond and you forget the small stuff quickly. After about a year of this and you have succeeded in not breaking your vagina or his penis in your aid to...

Dear Diary,

Dear Diary,

Things have been crazy lately, hey? Let me recap things and hopefully when I am done It will not seem as crazy to me anymore.. and if that doesnt work.. at least I would have shared.. and they say sharing is tantamount to therapy.. Last week the geyser burst.. and I was unhappy by this.. and made loads of noises and grunts because it would appear that the landlady wasnt to bothered by my plight and wasnt even wanting to claim it on the householders insurance and I was going to foot the bill.. That thought wasn’t even cold and then lightning struck, almost obliterating the landlady’s bathroom in the process.. but she has two.. so there is that at least. But the damage went to my office area and systematically crippled me in the work arena for a...

What next?

What next?

HairyKnuckle … tries her hand at flirting but comes off like a pervert.. Let me tell you what I am going on about.. Saturday afternoon.. we had arranged to drop SexyG’s girls off as they had been with us for just over a week now and HairyKnuckle missed them and wanted them back. This is fine, so we planned to do some Xmas shopping afterwards(yes, we havent bought anything yet) at the Pav.. But man, it was a hot day Saturday! (Sunday was worse, mind you) and SexyG didn’t want to get his shirt all sweaty before we got to the Pav so he decided to go without a shirt until we got there..make sense? Good.. So there he is.. in all his gorgeousness .. only in shorts… sweat glistening from his oh-so-dem-yummy-guy-chest.. both of us trying our...