I will Kiss and Hug and Squeeze you all night..

I will Kiss and Hug and Squeeze you all night..

Things I have been up to lately… (in no particular order) I did some soft porn pics with the BFF.. Played pool games and kicked ass with the Wazooka!! Was defeated in a game of scrabble.. Got sunburnt watching SexyG working on the truck.. Had a fabulous braai with the kids (all 5 of them).. Been working on my Christmas list and decided I am only buying for our children (my bankbalance is now pleased).. Had some great nookie whenever I got the chance and the kids were out of earshot.. Managed to put some feelings into perspective.. Wore my new GORGEOUS High Heels.. Thought I heard my mom talking to me in the kitchen and almost answered her..but even though I was kinda sad when I realised it wasn’t true.. I smiled because I knew she was in my...

Root of Sexy time.. Discovered!

Root of Sexy time.. Discovered!

  After searching for many many years, one man finally discovered the root of all sex, nookie, sexy time, rompie pompie, shagging, etc etc ( you get the general direction, dont you )   So now we know what the turnips get up to under ground and where the baby turnips REALLY come from.. All those years being forced to study the lies of seeding and reseeding abolished!   hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm …   So what are you doing this sexy sunday?? Are you being forced into some arb family commitment where you have to make nice with the relatives? Are you doing some menial chore you have been putting off until now??? Are you sitting in front of the TV watching sport or some documentary on how to watch paint dry?? Or are you planning to grab your loved...