Jingle Jangle.. for whom the bell tolls.
Getting Married, it would seem everyone is doing it. Very weird as well because at my age I have already gone through the baby boom and wedding bells with all my friends but with the advent of divorce and *complicated* relationships the wedding bug is hitting everyone hard once again.( I am not even going to mention how many pregnant fairies I know..LOL) I have been asked many times if this is something I would do again and to be quite honest I don’t know. I was never really asked the first time around and that was a disastrous relationship even before it began and being married made it a difficult one to leave. Something about marriage makes people want to beat a dead horse even if its lame.. My marriage was a lame horse from the start but there I was...
Long Haul..
Marriages/Long term relationships are serious hard work.. Anyone who is in a relationship/marriage for more than a year deserves a medal/award and that I suppose is why there are anniversaries..(the more years you put in the bigger the prize!) It doesn’t matter who you are, living with another person and sharing your cheese with them is tough. Lets have a closer look at the difficulties we experience in this cohabitation ritual.. In the beginning everything is still new and things are often forgiven and overlooked and you solve all your problems and arguments with mind-etching sex.. The sex re-enforces your bond and you forget the small stuff quickly. After about a year of this and you have succeeded in not breaking your vagina or his penis in your aid to...
Apple Tart Reporting for Duty, SIR!
I have had to change my name again.. I am trying to outrun the bizarreness of my life so lets keep our fingers crossed it doesnt figure out who I am, shall we? I am currently listening to ABBA, its an ABBA type day, working as industriously as my MadCow allows me these days.. ..anyway I was listening to some ladies chatting the other day about their impending weddings at the end of the year and the fact they are soooooo happy that they both outlived the future Mother-in-laws and therefore do not have the same shit all the rest of us have had to endure.. and it got me thinking..perhaps I got it all wrong back then?? Perhaps the real answer to the disaster called MIL is to either ship her to some foreign-country-I-cant-pronounce-or-spell or wait till you have...
5 o’clock niggles…
There is just no arguing with some people regarding somethings sometimes… Some people will do whatever it takes to get what they want. Even at the expense of themselves. Take Hairy Knuckle for instance, Here is a woman 29 years old who wanted another baby before she turned 30. Now this on its own is not a bad thing.. but take into consideration she is unmarried, no boyfriend, has no stable job (she does some real estate work now apparently though) already has two lovely girls and lives with her mom. Two weeks ago she attained her goal and gave birth to a little boy. The father is no where to be found or heard of.. And this is fine as far as she is concerned.. She just wanted the baby! She has also declared her intentions on finding a husband now. I fear for...
Till Death…
What does that mean anyway?? Does that mean till you drive them crazy enough to kill you? OR does it mean till they drive you crazy enough to make you kill them? Who came up with that anyway?? Was it some test they put in to see how far people will go to fulfill their promises? I think that there are different levels in life and It can mean the end of the couple’s purpose for being together; once the purpose is fulfilled, the union no longer needs to continue… Now before you get all angry and have an essay that you firmly believe needs to mailed to me as set out in Clause B let me point a few things out first… When two people meet and grow in love, the purpose of their meeting is to help each other in a certain area, on a certain level of their...
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