the BIG favour …
OK, so as most of you know I have been hinting and cajoling and been super vague about this BIG but totally worthy Favour!! I am not asking this of just anyone really.. I am asking this of YOU, YOU and YOU! My friends, My family, My Connections, EVERYONE including ol’ Hairyknuckle.. it shouldn’t take more than 5 min and for every person who does this for me I will send Happy Thoughts wrapped in hugs and tickles!! WHERE TO GO: Here –>> www.SPRINGLEAP.com ->> login or register<<- WHAT TO DO: Vote for me (GIMME A BIG 5) of course!!! HOW DO YOU FIND ME: My T-Shirt Design will have a thumbnail that looks like this ->> Which will expand to the final T-Shirt design that looks like this ->> titled …...
Needy me… Chapter II
Saterday afternoon, I am having some tea in the lounge and Sexy G pounces upon me and smiling pulls me to my feet, grabs my bum and passionately kisses me till my toes curl, Once I regain my balance, breathe and realign myself he announces that we should go out for a little bit! Ok, Not a bad idea, Load shedding is scheduled in a few minutes and he probably saw the pityfull look on my face as I was paging through the magazines earlier (either that or the loudly exaggerated sighs). I needed no prompting!! I grabbed my bag, combed my hair and put on my shoes so fast he was still walking to the bedroom to grab his shoes! I was taking no chances he might change his mind… OK, So I left all my credit cards, debit cards, and all cash at home to avoid temptation as...
Needy me…
I want to go shopping… I want to spend all my bloody money.. I want to burn my credit and some!!!! And I want to go splurge on a fabulous meal at the most overpriced place and not eat a thing! I want to walk into a lingerie shop and buy everything there that makes me feel sexy and then even the stuff that doesn’t .. I want to buy a dozen new pairs of shoes in fabulous colours and gorgeous heels… I want to get a whole new wardrobe and be able to throw my old jeans at the minions that surround me… I want to walk into the next shop and buy something and not even need it.. And why do I want to do all this??? Because I can…. I am officially tired of worrying about whether I should buy the bloody bra and if i really need it or not…...
I want to go but …
I just got the phonecall from W.. (Sexy G’s Sister) W - Do you know whats on at ICC? B - Nope, whats up? W - You and Sexy G should go… B - I would be able to decide if I want to go if I knew what I was going to?? W - Oh yeah right! Its the SEXPO! B - Oh OK! That’s this weekend isn’t it? W - Yes, are you going? B - Would love to but But Sexy G has Long Bike Ride Saterday And Midmar Race on Sunday.. Queen G has to work all weekend and I don’t know anyone else who would watch Pricasso use his penis to paint my portrait W - uhmm Well. Ooo K After a few seconds of thinking about her first statement to me … B - So why did you think Sexy G and I should go?? You think we Porn freaks or something? Huh huh huh?? W - No no no...
The battle of the Gorge…
It is a Sunday.. A truly Beautiful day outside.. I can hear the surf crashing against the shore … The air is so clean and light I can almost feel the beauty of the day on my skin… But here I am sitting in the office doing admin work in preparation for the week ahead. Aren’t I the good little Virgo.. … Granted I am listening to Micheal Buble and Enrique Iglesias and I am not fully dressed… So I can easily slink off home for some “Sexy Time” with my Sexy G at a moments notice…. Only one snag with that is that Sexy G is not home… I am forever in battle with the bloody “Gorge“. Giba Gorge to be more specific! Bloody Mountain Biker’s dream playground… I have seen the guys drooling at the...





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