V day – Smee Day…
I think that cupid should be shot in the ass, twice. This one day puts so much undue pressure on single and non single ppl everywhere. Pressure to perform, and the performance is not allowed to be of the singular action.. One needs to do this performance with another randomly pressured person until the masses are pleased that you have sufficiently drunk from the nectar of love and happy thoughts whereby you can avoid each other (awkwardly) for the rest of the year till the next V day.. *sigh* Happy V day everyone, I am sending each and every one of you hugs, kisses and naughty tickles.. 1 person likes this post. Like Unlike Share...
Kull jou hier, Kull jou daar..
Happy Monday everyone, What a weekend, eh!? I learnt new and interesting things, including the fact that humans CAN defeat Zombies and that I can bake apple pie ! What I am ignoring is the fact that I melted one of my steak knives and that my feet hurt in a weird way. Before I leave you to tackle this insanely bothersome and demanding Monday, I want to leave you with this thought: “Believe nothing you hear and only half of what you see” - Edgar Allan Poe Stay fabulous!!! Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share...
Fabulous Friday Funny
Wishing everyone a VERY VERY Porno Weekend Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share This:
Thundering Thursday…
One of the negative things about me is the laughing, now before you raise your quizzical brow and ask ” how can laughing be a negative thing?” I must tell you more.. If you fall, I laugh.. If something breaks, I laugh.. In fact if I fall I laugh.. If you chase me I run screaming and laughing away.. When the dog craps on your shoes, I laugh.. If you reverse into the wall I laugh.. When I broke down in the pouring rain and got soaked to the bone just opening the bonnet, I laughed.. Most things barring torture,rape,murder and other such heinous crimes, get me giggling before I can stop myself.. It all comes across as slapstick to me. I am a giggling snorter (full stop) It has however been brought to my attention once again how my laughing is not always...
Mount me Monday..
Mondays are synonymous for trying to mount me and make me its bitch… However this morning I got up early, attached a strap-on, armed myself with a whip and now taking Monday for a ride it wont forget in a LOOOOOOOOONG time Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share This:
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