Fandanglyness..

Fandanglyness..

~~~ I am on my way to a family weekend in the berg. a 5 star affair with personal chef and fluffy beds. Henceforth, the only plans I have involve alcohol and a bikini Hope you have a *FANTASTIC time.. !! xoxox *unless you are the knuckle and then I hope you fall in the mud ..face first Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share...

Buzzzzz!! Bang! Clank!

Buzzzzz!! Bang! Clank!

~~~ Those are the sounds I have been victim to ALL WEEKEND!! They are coming from the garage, and I am the only one not allowed in. The kids have been sworn to secrecy and SexyG mumbles vagueness when I politely inquire as to why I am barricaded from there. I am smart enough to realise that this is something for me.. but I am unable to tune in properly to figure out what the heck is going on!! All I know is that it requires: Drilling (lots of it) Sawing (even more of that) and Time (far too much of that!) Two days already and still I am none the wiser. Apparently he plans to go back in there again tonight ! The curiosity may kill me still… But instead of banging down the door screaming obscenities, I politely while the time away with organising my...

Age Old..

Age Old..

~~~ A few of my friends have asked me to do the Birthday Wishlist again this year and  so to spice things up I have added the items to Pinterest so they are gauranteed to be interesting. Pinterest Link Pinterest Link Pinterest Link Pinterest Link Pinterest Link BUT!!! …..You dont have to get me anything. Just being who you are is gift enough for me. .   (unless you are Hairyknuckle and then I would appreciate it if you would take your fucking meds, you fucking psycho bitch) *breathe* Anyhoo! I am going away to a secret out of the way place for my bday this year.. (dont tell my kids) and plan to have a fabulous time with those nearest and dearest! Enojoy browsing through my Board of Interestingnessnessness !! Bye for now  xoxoxox   Be the first...

Snow Frollick..

Snow Frollick..

~~~ KZN is all abuzz over the white wonderland that befell us this past week. I am no different, as I sat there in my car waiting for J to come out of school listening to everyone talk about the snow just over the hill from me,  I thought to myself, “TO HELL WITH IT!” I promptly phoned SexyG and informed him that he best pack up his desk – I am on my way to fetch him! And that was that.. I picked everyone up bundled with jerseys, blankies and happy thoughts and off we went on an adventure to do some frollicking in the snow! Oh man, to say it was cold is like saying that the Hairyknuckles ass is huge <– HUGE UNDERSTATEMENT!! The kids forgot/couldn’t find their gloves so when we arrived and the chill bit into them they both looked...

HeadBanging a ..

HeadBanging a ..

(Sharlot without the S)…actually, I know nothing about that. #promise What I am aware of however is that the month is renewing in a few days and with it comes the end of June 2011. And June 2011 has been a very interesting month for me. Rollercoasters have nothing on June 2011.. in fact rollercoasters aspire to be June 2011 and funfairs all around the world are trying to sign June 2011 up for future gigs… July 2011 had best be calm, quiet, boring or I may just be sticking my size 8 shoe somewhere painful. Things I have recently discovered: Friends are like family, and some family are like friends.. My boys need a reality check.. I need to calm the fuck down.. Moving may be traumatic, but staying in a bad situation is worse.. BB without BIS is like...