Potty Mouth Alert!!!
Have you ever thought of what your name would be if you were a super hero? Being a girl, I always thought of sexy names like ‘The Giggler’ or ‘PoleDancer’ or even the sexiest of them all ‘Briget‘.. But after a convo yesterday I have the perfect Superhero(ess) name …EVER!! INTRODUCING… ~~The Fuckster’s Signature Move – The RunningFuckSlap speaks for itself~~ Now before you groan and send the swear police after me, think about it. It is LEGENDARY stuff! NewsPaper Headlines soon to be seen:- He was given a very well deserved … RunningFUCKSlap! <-personal favourite The Fuckster will .. Fuck You Up! Criminal was found mumbling that he … was fucked! Don’t make a …fucking...
Aaargh…
Have you ever been in a situation where you find yourself unable to talk to anyone about it? I am there at the moment. I am surrounded by people I can’t talk to. Not because they wont listen or wont try to help but because sometimes you just need your parents… Sometimes in moments like these all you need is your mom’s ear and a cup of tea while you just cry and talk armed with a box of tissues.. Like everything else in life, this too shall pass. I just am not able to ascertain as to how to do this effectively right now. I thought I had it all under control and have been going full steam ahead. I was fooling myself, in triplicate. Fucking sorry about the meltdown everyone.. I promise to re animate as soon as I can find the right button (and...
Warning Signs..
I really wish I was one of those chicks that dropped weight by the bucket load when stress levels get high.. But alas, I am not one of those. In fact I have a nasty little habit that is costing me more money, pain and anxiety than I can afford. “Hi there, My name is Briget and I am a grinder…” I have chewed through gum guards, broken my teeth, bitten my tongue and have a mandible (jaw joint) that that locks up often <– all due to my nasty little habit. I am almost as bad as a meth addict sometimes. I don’t only do it at night.. No, I have caught myself physically prying my teeth loose with my tongue during the day too. To say that it is weird not being able to pry your mouth open is an understatement. I have even had nightmares...
Paparazzi must die *
*not really .. I have unfortunately had to come to the fast and furious realisation that I am getting Fucking Fat! And if SexyG takes one more photo of me when I don’t have my good side showing, I swear I am going to turn his blackberry into a permanent resident of his rectum.. *le Sigh* How did this happen and what to do.. what to do?? Watch this space for inspired ideas that may or may not work but at least I have conquered step one.. Acceptance (I think that is step one, and if it isn’t it should be ) xoxox TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsBriget P.S. This means of course I will not be visiting anyone or going anywhere till I can get this thing sorted… Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share...
Eff you & the horse you beat!
I am soooooooooooooooo fucking over YOU & YOUR BULLSHIT! There is stupid.. There is Fucking stupid… There is Unbelievably fucking stupid.. Then there is you.. You want EVERYTHING for nothing.. Read your fucking contract bitch. I am not commissioned to do half the shit you insist on and keep bitching about. The fact that I am doing it should be testimant to how fucking awesome I am but instead all you do is hurl abuse at me?? Isn’t it funny how you keep touting about your Christianity and how you live the life of a good Christian, throwing your church going skills like its a reference. I personally believe you use it like a Trojan Horse to infiltrate situations only to plunder and rape others.. So fuck you.. and your fucking husband. I officially...
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