Fandanglyness..

Fandanglyness..

~~~ I am on my way to a family weekend in the berg. a 5 star affair with personal chef and fluffy beds. Henceforth, the only plans I have involve alcohol and a bikini Hope you have a *FANTASTIC time.. !! xoxox *unless you are the knuckle and then I hope you fall in the mud ..face first Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share...

Big Bang – Take 56928475892…

Big Bang – Take 56928475892…

~~~ Oh FFS, I know I promised to be polite today but I am doing all my prep for the weeks ahead and I see the document peeking from under the pile of work and my mind immediately explodes in expletives because I have to deal with HER again.. Who is this anger inducing Fucktard??, you may ask.. and I am hesitant to name her for fear that she may somehow ‘power up’ as a result. It has been a very very long road for us with regards to access with the girls.  It has been over a year now that SexyG has even been allowed to fetch his daughters for a weekend. I often wonder what the girls must be thinking, just how much they know about the story. Do they know that every time we try to pick them up that the answer is No? Do they even know that the question...

Seriously?!

Seriously?!

~~~ You sent us a text to tell us the name , sex and weight of your baby today..this is how you announce that you are pregnant??? What do you want us to say Congratulations? when all we are thinking is WTF? Talk about a mindfuck , eh. I know how stressful your life is between the school run in the morning and the school run in the afternoon and the complaining in the middle.. but 9 months is still plenty of time within which you could pick up a phone and do the right thing. Good luck with your life. Just don’t pretend to want us included after the fact. That just isn’t how we roll.. 1 person likes this post. Like Unlike Share...

Engaging in Conspiracies of..

Engaging in Conspiracies of..

..Love! This is what we should all be doing during this festive season. Now I am not advocating you go covet the neighbours wifey or hug an angry rhino. No-no-no-no.. I am saying, open your heart and mind to others and put aside your crappola even if it is just for a moment. Christmas means soo many things to so many people and as I am not able to speak for all, I am going to  tell you what Christmas means to me. We all  know the semantics surrounding the 25th Of December. It is the birthday of Jesus (not actually the official day but close enough), and if you ask any kid  it is about the Jolly Santa Claus who moves at impressive speeds for a fat dude all over the world delivering gifts to those that have been good and dropping coal (reindeer poo) in your...

This and that..

This and that..

What a weekend people!! What a weekend!! Fri – The Spud movie was awesome, John Cleese did an amazing job as “the Guv” and Troy Sivan was an excellent “Spud”. I laughed so much at the antics of the “Crazy Eight” , I fell in love with “Spud” and shed a tear for “Ghecko”.. I also got to see the fabulous Sheena, the awesome Cath and the vivacious Bridget!! Sat/Sun – The weekend in the berg was almost canceled due to some hassles with my sisters brakes but that was sorted and a WONDERFUL time was had by all. I hardly did anything besides laugh, smile and watch the kids and family with enormous love in my heart. We all shared our own private moments of sadness for people gone and then continued...