Winning, Exploding Reservoirs & Chocolate..
Sexy G finally gets ol Betsy running on Sunday.. turns out it wasn’t a faulty solenoid but just a broken electrical cable leading to the battery.. I then went about using silver duct tape closing all the holes in the roof so when it rains I don’t have to drive with a raincoat.. and then.. and then..and then.. Murphy schnaai’s me in the bum.. Yes, you heard me. Shnaais – in- mine – bum. I come back from dropping the kidlets off and hear a noise under the bonnet, I lifted the bonnet and what do I see? The radiator reservoir has burst open and jizzing steam and shit everywhere! I swear if it wasn’t for bad luck I would have none.. In any event, I then shrug it off, half laughing half groaning upstairs to tell SexyG the...
Going Nowhere…slowly
On my drive back home from EmPONGeni last night I made a decision… well it was more like a yearning but you hear me.. I wanted to just keep driving.. slowly.. with no destination except that I will just keep going. Discover new places, meet new people, learn new things. A year is all I need (I hope) and in that time I want to have covered the expanse of South Africa before moving over the sea.. Now, this might not mean much to most people but if you know me your jaw will be hanging in shock because you realise just what a big deal this is for me. I don’t travel.. ever. Have never even been to slaapstad.. hardly left the KZN border, in fact. Travel scares me mostly and as I am a person driven by fearful thoughts, contantly panicking over everything,...
Brain Fart…
*sigh* the writing is on the wall.. …the car is tired and is systematically shutting down.(no speedometer, leaky pipe, right shock, door handles, some rust, no aerial, boot lock, loose carb bolt,etc) Yes, I need a new car, but its frikken expensive and all my money is tied up in my business right now. So what is a girl to do? How do I go about affording a new car? Vehicle Finance? – Financing a vehicle is too risky right now for me as I am currently overextended as it is. Rich family? – Have almost zero family left and as my Dad used to say “we not the Rockefella’s, we the other fella’s” Steal one? – My luck I wont even get out the parking lot.. and I dont want to be anyones biaatch. Save? – HAHAHA, everytime...
Undemanding children and BigFoot..
I have yet to meet one of those for myself.. So of late I have been a bad blogger *spank-spank-giggle*.. but lets not dwell on that frivolousness right now. Here is a quick snapshot of things on my mind: Sticking my foot up Hairyknuckle’s ass (fear of it falling off from toxic shock prevents me).. Children who DONT DO THEIR DAMN projects on time/at all.. Holidays.. *Censored*.. End of month accounts.. My current urge to say *fuck you* all the time.. This cold that refuses to release me from its evil clutches.. How much I have been enjoying my BIRTHDAY month!!.. The Hill2Hill2009 ..hoping and praying for good weather this year.. My ass and what it REALLY looks like..(I worry about this from time to time).. Some more *censored* stuff .. I think my car...
When the weekend rolls in..
I am always faced with a million things that I want to get done and finish and sort and tidy and polish and fix and buy and look at and file and watch and read and change and move and list and and and and and… But I am only one girl, skipping through this galaxy with my superpowers removed temporarily as a *safety precaution. How am I supposed to get through all these tasks I set for myself?? Perhaps it is time I pace myself and not overextend myself mentally and therefore not disappoint myself with the tasks left uncompleted.. So this weekend I will offer myself a peacepipe and only have 4 things listed to do.. Organise the magazines.. Hang my pictures … Clean and spray Kitchen cupboard.. Strip my PC case, dust, bling and reassemble.. Oh and my...
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