I want them to stop..
I just want the fighting to stop.. the teasing to end.. the bitching to seize!! I am constantly having to listen at the both of them complain about the other.. I cant take anymore.. I think the time has come to take some drastic measures in ensuring my sanity at the moment. What Am I Talking About? It saddens me to announce it is my own flesh and blood I am considering exporting to a cold and desolate climate where the most entertaining thing each day is watching seals fornicate to keep warm.. I wish the Boys would just leave each other alone or learn to work as a team.. Either way works for me! But NO!!!!!! Its Mommy this and Mommy that.. every 5 min or less.. I am at present wishing the welfare would step in and save me from this mayhem.. don’t mind even...
Flex for me babe..
I like Boys.. I love men.. I like a guy to be a guy..you know what I mean? He must tinker on cars..play with balls..and above all treat me like a lady! No, I am not advocating that we go back a couple of hundred years and become subservient.. but with all this woman’s liberal stuff we also lose the romance, chivalry and no longer get chocies and flowers and treated like the sensitive ladies that we all are under the tough exteriors.. Or am i totally misguided and burning the bra is the way to go? Don’t get me completely wrong on this though.. I don’t want to be a housewife.. and stay home and have a toddler hanging off each tit.. I just want the door opened for me.. I absolutely adore it when boys flex their muscles for me.. I want the surprise...
Sexual Discrimination 101
I am a single mom to two lovely boys… And I am not just saying this because I am their mom and completely biased either.. this is just a fact. J is 14 and D is 10.. and they may not be angels…but they are polite, helpful, intelligent and funny.. Now being boys and me being a girl and all that I have noticed certain truths around me..you ready for this?..Well, girls are sexist! There is this club that exists in this world catering for women/girls only. I hear it all the time.. Its a girl thing or its for girls only or she is a girl thats why she gets such and such.. Now I know there is also the other side of things where there is the boys only club..but I have got to say that the women have far more of these exclusive events than the boys! The ratio is...
Bring your balls to work day…
Nobby was allowed to bring his balls with him to work this week.. I think he mustve been a good boy! He keeps them in a blue box with velvet lining and it came with instructions too .. and when he plays with them they chime (he said this helps with his MoJo).. I have asked him to stop playing with them as it is very distracting when I am trying to work..demmit! He doesn’t listen, typical boys and their balls.. What...
They are due any minute…
… I can barely contain my delight!! They are coming home!!.. They are finally coming home!!.. My handsome boys are coming home!! I haven’t seen them since boxing day.. Feels like forever… When they walk in the door I need to just give them a quick hiding so that they know they are home and then we can get on with the chore distribution for the new year etc.. hehehehe Naaa… I will just sit with them and cuddle them and kiss them .. but I just know I will have to listen to all the horror stories that I am sure will ensue from their visit with their other useless parental unit(Arsef?k). Any subject that does not revolve around him he is clueless in.. But that’s alright because I have taught my boys to be self sufficient and give them...
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