I did it!! OK, it was awkward but..
This is the first time in years but i finally overcame my crazy phobia of running and half jogged on the treadmill today!! It started with the usual frustration at not being able to walk faster .. My average walking speed faster than the other joggers next to me.. “AAAARGH!!! Why cant I just run!?!?!” I scream at myself (in my head,I hope). So I trundle along.. feeling like I’m being harnessed but unable to take that first leap and speed up the treadmill so that a run can happen.. Then suddenly I go “fuck it” and crank the bugger up a gazillion notches. Thoughts that ran through my head while jogging on the treadmill:- Woohooo!! I am running, no jogging, no man what the hell am I doing here? This isn’t right! Why is my ass...
Happy National Cleavage day!!
Some of us were born with Great Cleavage! But for the rest of us there is always…. Have a BOOBALICIOUS DAY!! And for those men out there who want to treat the ladies…look at this! An Australian company claims they have invented the “wonderbra” for men. The new undergarments lift and separate your eggroll and dumplings to make you look fuller, regardless of what your real size is. Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share...
Bunny Boilers…
Woke up early again this morning and I got to thinking about a bunny boiler I knew awhile back.. I miss her.. she was funny… We will call her BunBi for short. Bunbi was slightly whacked in the head and all gaga over Sexy G… but funny all the same.. She would say how she cant stand him and then leave him 43 missed calls…pmsl! I can understand feeling attracted to someone but to such extent as to phone them constantly and make plans for them in the hopes that they might be in a 30 km radius is just bizarre! She would push her boobs out when he walked into a room, Throw her hair over her shoulder and smile at him from under her eyelashes.. All very, very sweet things (If I was a guy I would do her!).. But when he didn’t make advances on her...
Do my Boobs look big in this?…
.. why do we as woman ask inane questions? We will put on a pair of pants and see the seams struggling to contain the beast within and then look at our friends/family/boyfriend/husband and politely enquire “does my bum look big in this?”… Now if that is not setting that person up then I don’t know what is! What are they supposed to say? “No darling, it is supposed to look like your pants are ready to hurl out your Mooseknuckle at the next unsuspecting person..” But I found myself asking my girlfriend today if the top I was wearing made my boobs look too big! She then looks at me like I am mad and says “B some things in life could never really look tooo big.. boobs are one of them…”. I would never ask the...
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