Softlips and StinkEyes..

Softlips and StinkEyes..

~~~ Moving, from the Batladies residence has been the most amazing thing I have done this year.. and I am including the Boycott ECR rampage (FB) and my Birthday BUT not including my Engagement (which tops all) and sexytime.. ehem. I really like my new landlord, he doesn’t gamble the rent money away and then ask for more, he doesn’t scream at my visitors and he also doesn’t blame us if his computer fails/car breaks down/bread goes green… AWESOME!! In fact it has been soo good that coming home no longer has me fulled with dread as to what may be waiting for me there.. and this has improved my mood substantially and life dramatically. Speaking of Birthdays , I have had the most amazing birthday month so far. Each weekend has been a weekend of...

Awesomenessnessness…

Awesomenessnessness…

~~~ Oh WOW!! <– these were the words escaping my lips as I stood there staring at my Birthday Pressie. All that banging and secrecy in the garage… (lol, that sounds porno) was truly worthwhile! SexyG , with the help of the young men in our lives made me what I think is called a Jewelery cache? Feel free to correct me on this. But whatever you call it, I call it AWESOME!             I was so very spoilt by many others on my day of birth including a surprise dinner by my youngest (bought and made by him) and felt truly loved by everyone. Thank You! The celebrations continued all the way through the weekend where we spent the time with family and friends in the berg. Which was sooooooo FANTASTIC! I don’t know how I am...

No more sleeps..

No more sleeps..

~~~ Today is my Birthday and true to form I have been awake since 1.36am. This could be for a number of reasons, most of which are insane but some are logical. Some may say I am DYING to know what SexyG has for me in the garage, some may say that I am just overwhelmed by this ageing process.. I know that it is a combination of everything mixed by a HUGE dose of stupidity, because I am now going to be dragging my silly arse through this day just too pooped to party Wonder what is in the garage though… and is it too early to wake everyone else up too?? Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share...

Buzzzzz!! Bang! Clank!

Buzzzzz!! Bang! Clank!

~~~ Those are the sounds I have been victim to ALL WEEKEND!! They are coming from the garage, and I am the only one not allowed in. The kids have been sworn to secrecy and SexyG mumbles vagueness when I politely inquire as to why I am barricaded from there. I am smart enough to realise that this is something for me.. but I am unable to tune in properly to figure out what the heck is going on!! All I know is that it requires: Drilling (lots of it) Sawing (even more of that) and Time (far too much of that!) Two days already and still I am none the wiser. Apparently he plans to go back in there again tonight ! The curiosity may kill me still… But instead of banging down the door screaming obscenities, I politely while the time away with organising my...

Age Old..

Age Old..

~~~ A few of my friends have asked me to do the Birthday Wishlist again this year and  so to spice things up I have added the items to Pinterest so they are gauranteed to be interesting. Pinterest Link Pinterest Link Pinterest Link Pinterest Link Pinterest Link BUT!!! …..You dont have to get me anything. Just being who you are is gift enough for me. .   (unless you are Hairyknuckle and then I would appreciate it if you would take your fucking meds, you fucking psycho bitch) *breathe* Anyhoo! I am going away to a secret out of the way place for my bday this year.. (dont tell my kids) and plan to have a fabulous time with those nearest and dearest! Enojoy browsing through my Board of Interestingnessnessness !! Bye for now  xoxoxox   Be the first...