Sex, Drugs and Rock n Roll…
WOW!! I really MISS this blogging stuff hey! I often find myself mumbling under my breathe.. ” the blog is strong in this one..” <– #truestory So what the heck have I been up to lately?¹ More importantly, why did I leave?² ¹Well, I have been catching up with my mental illness.. It tends to get ahead of itself sometimes. ²And I needed to take a break to do this because I was suffering with NoChewWalkinism™ WTF is this NoChewWalkinism™ !!!????!!! I hear you ask.. let me explain: NoChewWalkinism™ – well, it is simple, the person afflicted is unable to chew bubblegum and walk at the same time. It affects 8 out of 10 ppl everyday and can disappear as suddenly as it appears. Symptoms: Drooling, incoherent speech, lots of pointing,...
Really?? Really??
You think your shit doesn’t stink? Really?? Heard a friend of mine tell me today about how you feel you are too important and all that to respond to her twitter messages.. Get your head out your ass, you didn’t get where you are on your own. A **celebrity is no-one if there are no fans or followers.. Gaaah! And I won’t even get into the news I heard this morning of a certain someone who broke his daughter’s heart by saying cruel and hurtful things to her… NewsFlash Buddy, some shit you can never ever undo / unsay.. Your 13 year old will move out and get on with her life, without you. Your loss – Not hers. And I was having such a good morning too.. ~le sigh~ ** I use this term very very loosely, cos I personally think your a...
Time and Place for everything..
This post will probably result in copious amounts of hate mail (again) but wtfever..This shit needs to be said. I am a woman in business.. and I have emotions and cycles and all that other jazz just like everyone else. I have been the victim of tragedy and extreme emotional upheaval and still had to get out of bed, brush my teeth and get on with my day like you… and you… and you. But I don’t go about dropping a giant turd on your head because my life is tough.. particularly if we are doing business even if you deserve it. I keep my head cool and my emotions in check. The workplace has no room for emotions. If I feel overwhelmed I walk away. Why can’t you? What do you think you will achieve by shouting, screaming and calling people names...
Somewhat angry at you…
NU 135290 (white car).. You are an asshole. Yes, I am unaware whether you are a female asshole or a male asshole or a clan of assholes even. But the fact remains that you are an asshole. You may not remember me, but on Friday at 11.20pm while we were driving home from the Pavillion (we had just finished watching The Avatar) you decided to try kill us in your rush to go fuck knows where. You pushed us into the oncoming traffic because you decided that firstly the left hand verge was a lane and secondly that it was a good place to overtake us. That we were in the lane was of no interest to you obviously. Had G not swerved in time we would’ve been in all probability dead. Had there been cars approaching in the oncoming lane we would’ve in all probability...
Spin Here …
I almost did it.. It sits here in the drafts folder ready to go but I will not be sending it out today.. I thought I was “OK” with it and that I had moved on and that it was just one of those things we as people have to deal with when surrounded by Idiots and Assholes. But when I woke up this morning in PURE ANGER I realised just how much I wasnt “OK” with it afterall. So I had some coffee, did some breathing exercises and all sorts of Mojo enhancing techniques that I could muster without resorting to putting a hairdryer on the grass in my attempt to dehydrate the front lawn into a *dube*.. I then composed the email whereby I inform the party/parties concerned of how I have made copies of all their long forgotten secrets and not so...
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