HeadBanging & Banging Heads..
Had a rough afternoon yesterday.. I ran out to go collect the kids from school(was abit late again) and ran !!WHAMMO!! into a tree.. Fell down to the ground and counted a few stars..I felt famous! After a few minutes lying on the floor looking like a pawpaw, I managed to get up (very late now in fetching the boys) and did a braincell count… most of them there, CHECK! Slowly walked to the car and felt the egg beginning to develop just under the skin with a deafening thud in my ears as all the blood rushes from my bottoms to my head.. The drive was in slow motion and painful.. When I got back home all I wanted to do was lie down and lick my wounds but this is never gonna happen in the madness of my life.. I tried to lie down, but everytime i closed my eyes my...
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For reasons that I cant get into I do not want the evil ones to read this just yet.. Poison Apples and Prince Charming.. Once upon a time.. not so long ago there lived a fair princess and her prince charming… And between them they had lots of kids, a crazy gender confused parrot and a bunny that humps straw. Life was never dull for them and they took all of this in stride as the hairy trolls and evil arsefuks of the world kept trying to poison their wonderful and happily ever after..You would think that the Troll with her Hairy Knuckle and Arsefuk would be the worst thing they would be faced with but sadly this is not true. There are other characters in this story that are more subtle in their devious ways and therefore may be the most threatening of...
Arsefuk and his therapist…
I know he used to see one.. but It didn’t work because he didn’t like what the guy told him but he needs to go back..before he hurts himself.. with my exhaust firmly lodged up his arse..just saying. Firstly let me say this.. I MADE AN ERROR! I allowed my boys to go visit with him for the holidays after I made him promise to look after them and care for them..*sigh* There are soooo many things that has gone wrong with this visit that I dont know where to start, but I will tell you some of it..! His mom hacked into the boys hair on Friday, told D that she made a little booboo and that he should ask me to just put the barber clippers on it when he gets home.. OMF!! I almost cried when I saw their hair! Look at this man.. All different lengths.. BIG...
Stupidity comes in various forms..
So just when I thought it was going to be a lovely weekend..Rugby game on Saterday(it was the semi-final!).. Braai with some friends.. My sister visiting me on Sunday.. and last but not least James Blunt with SexyG on Monday!! But fuk nooo! (yes, I swore..I am kinda mad right now)… First off – The Sharks lost!! OMW.. My boytjies didnt even play the game as well as they normally do.. It was such a pisspoor perfomance.. Need to phone the Coach Dick Muir and ask him to do drug tests.. Cos I think they were all on weed or something. So then.. as if things couldn’t get worse.. i had the nasty task of meeting Arsefuk because he needed to drop of a TD Bag for J (he’s TD Board was in danger of breaking).. So he phones me and says he is just up the...
Arsef?k and his mental illness…
He was hospitalized once in the “psych ward” of Westville Hospital and there was OBVIOUSLY some mistake as he was released after only a week… He says it was sleep therapy but I am not so sure. He has exhibited wild and crazy behaviour over the years which include stalking me and peering in my bedroom window every night for two months ….Needless to say I was terrified when I found out! Then there was the time he gave himself a nickname and said things like “I am Jammo, the magic man!” or ” Woman throw themselves at me…” He is obviously delusional and I think he has gone off his meds again.. He really is such a useless wally!! He is now telling me that having the kids for the holidays are currently an...
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