TrueStory..

TrueStory..

~~~ This is what actually fucking happens.. isn’t it? Bastards. xoxoxox Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share This:

Fandanglyness..

Fandanglyness..

~~~ I am on my way to a family weekend in the berg. a 5 star affair with personal chef and fluffy beds. Henceforth, the only plans I have involve alcohol and a bikini Hope you have a *FANTASTIC time.. !! xoxox *unless you are the knuckle and then I hope you fall in the mud ..face first Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share...

Fuxxared..

Fuxxared..

~~~ So the Knuckle kidnapped the girls on Friday, while we were at work. Isn’t it just awesome how she believes to be a law upon herself? I knew she would pull some or other shit, we even had bets on what it would be. However, kidnapping was not on the list!!  Lol, I have added it for next time. We were going to drive over there and fetch them but decided that the girls were probably already traumatised by the wench enough for one day. *sigh* There was a pancake and beach trip planned for yesterday morning but that has been put on ice now. Needless to say how sad SexyG is with the way things turned out. Pity they can’t come with us this Friday to the berg for Easter Weekend either. We have a STUNNING  guest house we are going to be staying at....

of camels….

of camels….

~~~ As broad as my shoulders may be, there comes a point when I have had enough. It takes a lot but when it does it will be quiet and it will be permanent. Everyone has their tolerance levels, and most people think that my impatient and outspoken personality means that I am inconsiderate and rash. This couldn’t be further from the truth. I am actually a very resilient person and have been known to take a LOT of crappola from others but with a edgy twist where I actually say what irritates me and move on. My kids are prime examples of this where I love them completely but don’t like what they do all the time. So I will pull them up on it and move on. They need to suck it up and improve or eventually I will help them fill out emancipation forms. I am...

Just Effing Awesome!!

Just Effing Awesome!!

~~~ Shit balls on fire!! I have such a fiercely busy week ahead. (Somebody HUG me !! ) One task at a time.. and all deadlines will be ignored. <– my way is the right way, see. But before I rush off into a mad frenzy of paperwork and insanity let me leave you with this thought for the week: “If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too??” xoxox   Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share...

Tweetering for Pizza..

Tweetering for Pizza..

~~~ The day is long, the day is dreary, this day is Monday. I am secretly afraid of what the Gym Trainers have in store for us today. *le sigh* Soooooo  there I sat , staring at my yoghurt and protein shake and as I was about to ‘dig in’ when there was a knock on the door. “Is this B..*censored* of 3..*more censors*..???”.. I nodded and said “yes, YES, YES..” while my hands were outstretched..(See, I had spotted the Pizza box…I think I clapped too.) Yay!!! I was rescued!!!! I was the lucky recipient of one times a Fresh Spicy Delivery from Col’Cacchio *happy dance* Ravenous was not the word for how I felt and to be honest it did feel like a rescue. The Pizza was incredibly delicious and the base was light and...

Friday again..

Friday again..

~~~ And I have to ask how many of you are guilty of this. Judging someone because they wear outdated items or mass-produced clothing whilst you yourself are wearing crocs or sporting a combover. Stop your Shit and go hug someone today. No one is perfect and appearances are just that. Save your judgement for the important things, like stupidity and shallow behaviour xoxox Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share This: