Which one..??
~~~ I am now in my fourth week of the 12 week challenge and can definitely feel that my fitness level has improved. Now if only my weight would fuck off we would all be happy.. Last night we were offered discounts at the local salon to enhance our colouring (they were looking at us ‘wit ous’, me in particular..) for the final photo, with either a spray tan or a sunbed. I do not like tanning too much as I have this whole crazy pigmentation thingy on my face and for reasons unknown to me my legs are immune to the sun altogether.. so it looks random. But for the good of the final photo perhaps i should try one or the other. But which one?? A spray tan or the...
Freaky Funny Friday.. #NSFW
~~~ *speechless* ehem.. So what have YOU done with your ding dong today?!?!? Have a super duper weekend everyone xoxoxox 2 people like this post. Unlike
NSFP – GirlTalk ..
~~~ NSFP = Not Safe For Prudes… In one of our very random and yet surprisingly always informative convo’s today with my BFF the subject of early menopause came up ( I was telling her how I was finding it difficult to locate my OFF switch while in bitchmode lately and she suggested I was going through ‘the change’). And so the conversation spiralled downwards. I gasped, I shouted, I even cried a little as she informed me that when menopause hits me, that my lovely vagina will become a shrivelled and dried up prune which may or may not hang and sag. The HORROR of it all!! I asked her how she knew all this and that perhaps it is just one woman’s experience??? She then suggested that we should google this. And so we...
Project {LOVE} done..
~~~ Project {LOVE} done and dusted Hanging proudly above our lovenest, where romping and frollicking and other such fun stuff occurs It took us a whole 5 days :O!!!.. but then again it was a crazy weekend of kids and chores and mayhem..lol! xoxoxox Like Unlike
Smoke and Action..
~~~ A year ago the weirdest wonderfullest thing happened to me.. My SexyG proposed to me<3 This morning I was awoken with coffee, love, kisses and then a paintbrush was handed to me. We have to finish our {LOVE} project today and it needed to have another coat of paint. Tonight we will have it finished and I can hardly wait to see the final result! In more dramatic news, with all the hustle and bustle of the morning I may or may not have left the stove on and the flat may or may not have almost burnt down..LMFAO!! Thank FRIK I went back to open for the maid who I ALMOST fired today for being late for the millionth time. All things work out sometimes.. she kept her job(this time) and my flat was saved..Yay! Happy VeeDay hooligans.. go forth and fornicate...
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