What the weird???

What the weird???

~~~ It took a few hours for me to get the story straight. When I awoke, there were flashes of what happened, but as the day wore on, it has mostly reformed itself. All I can say is “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!??!” What am I talking about? The weird dream/nightmare/torment that I had last night. Not sure how or why it came about.  I am not psycho expert, but I do believe that my mind may need to calm the fuck down. Where to start? How to explain what happened? There was no beginning really, just a general twisty turviness … ——————————- It is about my new surroundings, and in the dream I was exploring the garage which suddenly seemed far larger than before. In fact there was a shelf off the...

Hot Date

Hot Date

~~~ It is a Thursday and I am off to get my pamper on with my GIRLFRIEND!!! Have a TODO list stuck on the fridge, just for the guys left behind, that way they don’t feel that I have forgotten about them. I have been so super busy between work and home, but I am extremely pleased to announce that there is nary a box in sight and I have 90% of the curtains up (much to the dissatisfaction of the local peepingtom). Babyshower went off pretty well for the almost here munchkin and now we count the days till shit gets real for everyone. I do not think that the impact what is about to happen has fully settled with them yet and am a little concerned about it. But that is why we are here, to glue back the wheels that fall off and laugh into our glasses of wine at the...

Access withdrawn…

Access withdrawn…

~~~ Time to put away the loaded gun.. It was with such sadness when we finally decided to take the loaded gun out of the cubbyhole of the car. We drove around with it for many years, the anger and sadness often tempting us to bring it out and use it in ways that would bring more madness to the world. But always held back. You all know how much I have spoken about the crazy ongoing challenges we faced. THE SHEER MADNESS!! We fought for years to force the Hairyknuckle to allow us access to the girls, but she always made excuses, even moved a few times with no forwarding address, basically ignored us in general. Her reasons were always wild and varied. But in all that time, she felt justified. Who knows what she actually told them!?!?! We do doubt the sincerity and...

Que Rocky Music…

Que Rocky Music…

~~~ Dun, dun dun dun… (the crowd goes wild) Hahaha!!! I SURVIVED THE CHILLIE CHOP AND COOK! Barely, it was touch and go..<– get it… Touch and Go? Ok, maybe just me then…hahahahahahaha!! I laughed and laughed and laughed.. because I cried and cried and cried. So besides that, my week has been quite pleasant. Hanging frames, wall art, photos and other artwork. Unpacking all the left over odds and ends, etc. Got office work caught up and just chilled. It feels like forever since I could say that “I just chilled” and I actually did just that. Sometimes we do not realise how hectic and stressed our environment truly is until we take a step away and gather some space and distance from everything. This move has truly been a...

Send the paramedics…

Send the paramedics…

~~~ With the way the last few days have been.. (Not sure if you know of the incident last week in the shower where I glued my hands to my ass…uhm.. maybe I will tell you about it another day. When it is funny to me as well) … someone may need to rescue me (again) The reason for the pending possible (yet highly probable) rescue mission is simply because I currently hold in my possession a GIANT bag of green chillies.. EXHIBIT A: And I am about to embark on cooking up some Mazavaroo!!! In case you are not aware, this is a chillie paste which is positively to die for!! … Which may or may not be my result if I am not careful. If no one hears from me in the next few days.. send rescue. I have probably gone and: a) rubbed my eyes b) scratched my...