Samsung Microwave Review – #MissionSamsung

Samsung Microwave Review – #MissionSamsung

~~~ Mission Report Over the past few weeks, I have put the Samsung Microwave Smart Oven through a serious of tests, over and above the challenges given to me and the results were exceptionally pleasing. The first challenge put to me by Samsung, was the Pizza Challenge. This was a HUGE hit by the menfolk, who absolutely loved the pizza. They were very impressed by how crispy the crust was. Crispy Crusty Pizza is not what you normally expect when cooking in a microwave. Of course, I enjoyed trying the auto fermentation feature when making the dough, having never made pizza dough before, the Auto Fermentation feature halved the prescribed resting time. This time saving feature is very important when confronted with hungry wolves, of course. . The second challenge...

Turds a Twitter…

Turds a Twitter…

~~~ So I woke up angry, annoyed because I am angry and pissed off in general. I am trying with much might not to feel this way, I am evolved and all. I walk on two legs and am not sliding on my belly hissing at passersby. I am all grown up and above the bullshit!!! But this just rubbed me the wrong way. Last night, we are all off to Gateway, to pick up a few things and then watch a movie.  The drive is about 30minutes away. But it is cool, none of us mind..we are off to have fun. Fuck that shit, says the universe. Barely there 20 minutes and we are all evacuated to various parking lots. No reason given other than, just go. oooo kay! So there we are, randoms hovering by the doorway of Gateway, no one telling us anything, security talking amongst themselves,...

The Words…

The Words…

~~~ I Laugh, I Smile I Joke, there is Play But beneath it all.. .. is sadness. . Daring not to show itself, for fear of sympathy or the release of madness. . Often wishes for death will come, Days of anger, moments of tears, Never once able to voice any or even some of my fears. . Why do I feel this way? How can I smile to the world And yet not be brave enough.. ..to stay? . The nights are endlessly sleepless, Days are painfully long… . The sadness sits with me. Like an old uncomfortable friend, awkward conversation, the direction of which is difficult to bend. . So I laugh,I smile, I joke and play. I keep it to myself, what is there really to say? .   Share...

Cookie Monster .. #MissionSamsung

Cookie Monster .. #MissionSamsung

~~~ Have I got a surprise for you! For the second part of the #MissionSamsung challenge I used the Crusty Plate in the Samsung Microwave Smart Oven and made a batch of COOKIES!! And was extremely impressed with the results :).. I was not the ONLY one!! This time I decided to do a little video for you on how truly simple it is to make cookies in the microwave using the little smart oven at  my disposal Youtube Direct URL Please Note: No body or creatures were hurt during filming.(even though they deserved a spank) Sugar Cookie Dough Recipe You Will need: 125g cake flour 1 egg 1tsp vanilla essence 125g castor sugar 125g margarine (or butter) at room temperature. Method: In a bowl, beat the margarine and castor sugar together till creamy Add the vanilla...

Fabulously 40…

Fabulously 40…

~~~ So THAT happened… I turned the fabulous age of four point oh and survived. There were tears (not mine) and there were cheers (mostly mine) and it all went out swinging with Elvis who refused to leave the building. There may or may not be a video of my soirée with Elvis…:P Shhhhhhh!!! Ok, So I was completely messed up leading up to this day. Apprehensive as hell as it means the end of very important decade of change. The years between 30 and 40 were big ones. Pain, growth and change with some acceptance thrown in for balance. What does the next ten years have in store for me? Perhaps it isn’t too late to shine my star bright in the sky? Perhaps I will finally get through my project of me? Perhaps this is where I stop the madness from...