Fodder…

Fodder…

~~~ I have three blog posts pending, but in the meantime .. here is a giggle to  get you through to the weekend. . xoxox Share This:

Broken Hearted..

Broken Hearted..

~~~ Now we all know how it goes.. Here I sit Broken Hearted, I went to the loo, and all I did.. ….was farted. Being a mom of boys and surrounded by adolescent males all day, this is heard more often than I would like. The farts in particular. But today I am properly broken hearted. With pain in my chest, I am hoping is consumption.. because it couldn’t be my child hurting me like that..Could it?? Isn’t it funny how our kids can go from holding their moms so tight we cannot breath to behaving like complete douchebags. I currently have a douchebag for a son.. people say it is a phase, and not to worry and he will come around. Phase?? Being a douchebag is a Phase?? WTF??! What do we call this phase even?? Should we call it The “lets be cruel...

Green with Envy..

Green with Envy..

~~~ Envy is such a bad word, depicting negative and hateful thoughts towards another. Yet, we are all guilty of it. We leer at others as they may have what we want or wish we could have and may even slap a smile on our faces for the occasion but deep inside we feel the envy sit with arms folded and eyes narrowed in jealousy. An Example of  ‘Perfect Mom envy‘ How many of us are guilty of envy when our kids lay around the house for a week during school holidays with no cares in the world while we have to slog off to work? *puts hand up* … what about when someone you know wins lots of competitions?? But ask the kid laying around and he will be oblivious to why you would feel jealous? He is bored. And ask the person who keeps winning competitions...

Sex Bomb Lush..

Sex Bomb Lush..

~~~ I was invited to an opening of the Durban branch of LUSH last night.. and was welcomed by the friendliest fruit hat wearers ever. Upon entering the teeny weeny shop, I was delighted to see all the extremely FUN and FRESH goodies on display.  There were Sex bombs (I now have one), soap called “honey, I washed the kids – made with honey nogal” and shower jellies that are designed to make you deliriously happy! I love how clever everything is and mostly I love how everything smells! The Black stockings – adds colour, shimmer and shine to your skin whilst moisturing. Dragons Egg – a bath bomb CoalFace – after a hard day in the coal mine? All their products are handmade, from fresh/raw products and each package tells you who...

Hobknobbers

Hobknobbers

~~~ Saw myself in the paper recently, was mentioned as a socialite/celebrity. Hahahahahaa!!! I stared at the pic, saw my name in print and smiled. I am not a celebrity, nor am I a socialite but I am someone. I am simply human. A simple human who was with others who are famous someones. OK, so we are all someone at the end of the day. We all plod along in life and leave behind us a footprint with others and places. But I have had my moment of fame, and I can honestly say that it felt really nice. AND it also means I am one step closer to getting to meet my most favourite celebrity!!!! *dances on desk* Do YOU know who that celebrity might be??? huh? Huh?? Do you?? IF you know me even just a little then you will most definitely KNOW THIS!!! *waits* I will...