Rude Cow & Hearts …


Who would’ve thought that the S Voice was such a cheeky tart???

So earlier today I was shuffling papers on my desk hunting for a pen and I obviously must’ve engaged the S Voice on my phone because I heard her muffled voice under everything ask me to say what I want or something like that..


So I replied “Fuck off”

This did not go down well with her and she promptly responded with ” I will try again later when you are in a better mood” and switched off.



Fuck… now I am not sure if I should high five my phone or apologise.

Personally I think it is brilliant, and love the added attitude that my phone has. It is like she gets me, even when I am grumpy pants.

Have you had a similiar experience with your smartphone ?? I am sure there are tons more little easter egg responses built in. Would love to hear your experience.

Talking of cheeky gits, I want to touch on the very demanding card holiday that is occuring on Sunday – Valentines Day.

Who came up with the wild and whacky notion that there will be a whole day dedicated to forcing people to reflect on their current relationshit status and spend a fortune lavishing another worthy or not so worthy individual with love letters and whatnot?

Who indeed !

So I did some digging and one of the rumours is that Valentine was a priest who served during the third century in Rome. When Emperor Claudius II decided that single men made better soldiers than those with wives and families, he outlawed marriage for young men. Valentine, realizing the injustice of the decree, defied Claudius and continued to perform marriages for young lovers in secret. When Valentine’s actions were discovered, Claudius ordered that he be put to death.

So someone actually killed cupid for his efforts.

 . Fuck. 


I love to love, and totally do love all the attention and am not completely anti-valentines day, just not happy with the spotlight it places on people and the constant questioning of who is doing what, where and with whom.

What if you are broke? Or alone? Or just a forgetful frog? This day just places these individuals in such a negative space. I think it is not quite the way it was perhaps initially intended?

Happy Friday All. And don’t let the pressures of Valentines Day get you tied up in too many knots because who really gives a fuck if you are – you know – going to give a fuck.  😉