Room lights Up..


This should happen, when I enter a room, but it does not.

I think it has something to do with my judgy-judgy eyebrows (fuckers) and the constant disbelief registered on my face.

Other than that, I could be lovely. Promise.

So my ever lovely friend Cassey, for whom the room indeed brightens when she enters, tagged me in a “get to know me meme”.


I doubt anyone needs to know more about me, but here goes stupid:


Are you named after someone? 
My dad used to have a thing for Bridget Bardot. It was not reciprocated. Think it had something to do with his inability to spell her name correctly.

When was the last time you cried? 
This morning, I logged into my bank account.
Do you have kids? 
Currently 6.
My two manchildren, two step daughters (miss them a lot) a very overgrown step son and I have recently acquired an additional manchild who has an affinity for back rubs and noodles.
Then there is the husband…..
If you were another person, would you be a friend of yourself?
I am not sure. When I am alone with my thoughts, I like me. But when I see photos or videos of me, I cringe and think.. WTF WOMAN!??

Do you have a guilty pleasure? 
Carbs, the fuckers make me feel like shit even whilst I enjoy them. It is a proper love hate relationshit.

Do you like handwriting? 
My handwriting sucks ass. Not sure how people have such fabulous neat handwriting. Often, I cannot recite what I wrote. I stick to typing.

What is your favorite cereal? 
Cereal is not a great way to start your day, FYI. I prefer poachies or fruit with yoghurt.

What is the first thing you notice about people? 
Their smile. Nothing compares to a genuine happy smile and kind eyes.
What color are your eyes? 
Hazel with a hint of judgeyness

Scary movies or happy endings? 
Happy endings, I am too tired for scary movies. Who needs the trauma?

Favorite TV show? 
only one? then it is definitely the madman in a blue box ->Doctor Who

Summer or winter? 
Summer, my wonky hypothalamus means that when a cloud shifts in front of the sun, I whip on a jersey.

Hugs or kisses? 
Both with Leghumps

What’s the furthest you’ve been from home? 
Home is where the heart is. I have never left.

Do you have special talents? 
I can laugh at just about any fucken thing. Also, I have a few other superpowers but those require me to snap on spandex…

OK, Tag time.

I tag Michelle , Megan , Thea , Heather .