Calm your Tits..

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Yikes, so many people out there just being angry and/or upset.

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What is up with everyone? Even the littlest thing sets them off.

Where is the LOVE?

Take a moment, breathe through your nose (not your ass) and calm the fuck down.. lol

This week alone (and yes, I am aware that there has only been one and half days) , I have witnessed FIVE people flying off the handlebars for seemingly silly things.

funny

WAYS TO CALM YOUR TITS

aka Destressing Techniques:

  1. Sex
  2. Chocolate
  3. Wine
  4. Weed
  5. Did I mention Sex? (Do it again)
  6. Take a walk/run
  7. Yoga
  8. Gardening
  9. Funny blooper vids
  10. Knit
  11. Eat more Chocolate

Start at the top, work through the list and repeat as necessary.

xoxo

brigetsignew