Complimentary Nuts..


So Yesterday was fraught with laughs, lies and loitering.

I was stuck at court for the whole damn day to present testimony regarding a car accident I was involved in almost two years ago. It is quite annoying to have to do this but the insurance companies insisted on battling it out in court therefore I was dragged there kicking and screaming.

left and right

Whilst there this happened:

1.  I discovered that both the attorneys and the Magistrate write down your testimony as it happens – so you have to talk reallllly slowly with many pauses between as they pen their fastest.

2.  I was reminded that not every -one knows Left from Right..

3. My attorney refused to believe I am 40 and warned me that Perjury is a criminal offense! Flirt much?

4. I laughed and laughed at the other lady witness.. she was hysterical. Most of her answers were hand gestures and eye rolls.

5. I may or may not have scared some poor cafe lady when I growled out my need for chocolate. It was a kak day and the lack of coffee made me very cranky.

So there you have it. I DEFINITELY was no Oscar Pistorius , there were no tears in mine eyes and I did not shoot at doors.. but there was indeed some drama and a touch of hysterics.