We Need to Talk…
Words that can drive fear in the hearts of even the seasoned rusty sailor.
Four words that have never been the harbinger of good.
Whether the words are uttered from your Girlfriend, Wife, Boss or a client… You KNOW that shit just got real and that you had better put on a raincoat before the fan gets turned on.
Myself, I immediately scan my archives for the last two weeks and run an algorithm rating everything on a complicated point system and putting them in categories “WHAT THE FUCK WAS I THINKING” to “NO ONE NOTICED, I think”.
This results in much internal mayhem and I end up panicked in ways only medication can resolve.
So I apologise and close my eyes in the hopes that my ears shut down.
Am I alone in this or How do you react?