I have very few days left and woke up in a slight panic.

ok, more than a slight panic.

‘Blow-air-in-a-paper-bag-and-give-me-a-take-away-blow-job’ panic.

*breathe in – breathe out*

If anyone needs me I will be the crazy woman screaming at the potplants for the unicorns to stop fucking around we have balloons to blow up..