Poke the bear – Poke the bear – Poke, poke – poke !!
Instead of eating dry bread and drinking municipal water this weekend, I shall be spending money and acting gay with nutballs and other such lovely people.
Sorry if this upsets you, because you feel I should be punished and that I should give you all my money instead. *counts pennies*
Ok, I am not sorry…
BUT you should be – for being such a nasty, jealous pretender.
That is all.