You sent us a text to tell us the name , sex and weight of your baby today..this is how you announce that you are pregnant???

What do you want us to say Congratulations? when all we are thinking is WTF?

Talk about a mindfuck , eh.

I know how stressful your life is between the school run in the morning and the school run in the afternoon and the complaining in the middle.. but 9 months is still plenty of time within which you could pick up a phone and do the right thing.

Good luck with your life. Just don’t pretend to want us included after the fact. That just isn’t how we roll..