Buzzzzz!! Bang! Clank!
~~~ Those are the sounds I have been victim to ALL WEEKEND!! They are coming from the garage, and I am the only one not allowed in. The kids have been sworn to secrecy and SexyG mumbles vagueness when I politely inquire as to why I am barricaded from there. I am smart enough to realise that this is something for me.. but I am unable to tune in properly to figure out what the heck is going on!! All I know is that it requires: Drilling (lots of it) Sawing (even more of that) and Time (far too much of that!) Two days already and still I am none the wiser. Apparently he plans to go back in there again tonight ! The curiosity may kill me still… But instead of banging down the door screaming obscenities, I politely while the time away with organising my...
Blowing a Whistle..
~~~ This is what a referee does to calm the chaos. I need one of those whistles. Please. I don’t know if it comes with being a mom or if I am just unlucky but I am constantly needing to deal with conflict management. At work, At home and everywhere in between. What am I going to do? How do I get away from all of this. I just want everyone to shut the fuck up and deal. To leave each other alone and not include me in their squabbles. Screw the whistle.. I think that I am going to get a cattleprod and zap the next person that comes to me and complains. Zzzaaaapp! Briget……..Out! 1 person likes this...
Age Old..
~~~ A few of my friends have asked me to do the Birthday Wishlist again this year and so to spice things up I have added the items to Pinterest so they are gauranteed to be interesting. Pinterest Link Pinterest Link Pinterest Link Pinterest Link Pinterest Link BUT!!! …..You dont have to get me anything. Just being who you are is gift enough for me. . (unless you are Hairyknuckle and then I would appreciate it if you would take your fucking meds, you fucking psycho bitch) *breathe* Anyhoo! I am going away to a secret out of the way place for my bday this year.. (dont tell my kids) and plan to have a fabulous time with those nearest and dearest! Enojoy browsing through my Board of Interestingnessnessness !! Bye for now ...
The Fishtank…
~~~ (an excerpt .. I can’t believe I have done this! My own shop, well half of it anyway. I look at my side of the shop, at the line of PC’s where I envision (happy) customers sitting, reading their mail and surfing the net. When Brenda approached me a few months ago with this proposal I was very skeptical to begin with, but it would appear it is finally coming together now. Dare I say it? Success? I am brought out of my daydreaming as Brenda walks into the shop “Briget, I was thinking of making my desk one big fishtank. You know, the whole bottom of the desk being the tank.” Panic! Panic! Panic! She wants to do what!? I am hoping and praying this is a brainfart that hasn’t as of yet attached itself too firmly to her cerebral cortex.. “Uhm.. a...
Birthday Truth…
~~~ My Birthday Blues When I say I don’t want anything and am going to skip celebrating this year, whatever you do.. …don’t believe me. 1 person likes this post. Unlike
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