So last night… erhm..

So last night… erhm..

…I had the weirdest dream! Now I cannot remember all the details but it involved… Me —Naked—With Lunchbars on my body—Being Photographed! Yowzers! So the thing is this.. I don’t know how I ended up like that. But I do know that I was far more concerned about the fact that the choc was melting than I was about being naked..O_o!!!?? .. The rest is fuzzy, and I don’t actually want to explore who the person was weilding the camera or who the other person was in the room for fear of the answers. Wish my dreams weren’t so messed up in obscurity and bullshit. Why doesn’t my subconcious just chat to me like a normal person instead of treating every situation like I am a clairvoyant crime scene investigator in need of...

Thoughts turn to smiles..

Thoughts turn to smiles..

So I woke up this morning thinking about my parents and wondering to myself if they would be proud of me as I am right this minute. And my mind screams back a resounding HELL YEAH!!! They would be extremely impressed with me in fact. I would even have shared my blog with them as I know my Mom would giggle mostly at it with an occasional “Oi Briggie!” thrown in for good measure and my Dad would’ve probably told me that I need to moderate myself less I miss them.. and feel proud to be the person they gave life to Happy Friday people!! Snap on your spandex and lets get going!!! Share This:Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on StumbleUpon (Opens in new window)Click to share on...

Potty Mouth Alert!!!

Potty Mouth Alert!!!

Have you ever thought of what your name would be if you were a super hero? Being a girl, I always thought of sexy names like ‘The Giggler’ or ‘PoleDancer’ or even the sexiest of them all ‘Briget‘.. But after a convo yesterday I have the perfect Superhero(ess) name …EVER!! INTRODUCING… ~~The Fuckster’s Signature Move – The RunningFuckSlap speaks for itself~~ Now before you groan and send the swear police after me, think about it. It is LEGENDARY stuff! NewsPaper Headlines soon to be seen:- He was given a very well deserved … RunningFUCKSlap! <-personal favourite The Fuckster will .. Fuck You Up! Criminal was found mumbling that heĀ  … was fucked! Don’t make a …fucking...

Plans…little ones..

Plans…little ones..

Hello again.. Me here (again)..What you doing? hmmm? Tomorrow is yet ANOTHER *Pubic Holiday.. This ‘Youth Day’ , not only am I going to catch up on mine admin. But I am going to be attempting to complete this little thing which is due sometime this year that I keep forgetting about..LOL! So if you were one of the lucky few to catch the wave.. Expect a little something something soon(ish);) Tonight however I am going to be one of the crazy people staring at the moon! Who knows what may happen, it may even DISSAPEAR! lmfao.. *wink-wink* Sooooooooooooooooooo …………. What are your plans for tomorrow? *yes, this is not a typo.. Share This:Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to...

Funny Friday Bonanza…

Funny Friday Bonanza…

Its raining, Its cold and I am in need of a good chuckle to end off the week.. I know you are too Enjoy!   Share This:Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on StumbleUpon (Opens in new window)Click to share on Google+ (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new...