Potty Mouth Alert!!!

Have you ever thought of what your name would be if you were a super hero?

Being a girl, I always thought of sexy names like ‘The Giggler’ or ‘PoleDancer’ or even the sexiest of them all ‘Briget‘.. But after a convo yesterday I have the perfect Superhero(ess) name …EVER!!

INTRODUCING…

~~The Fuckster’s Signature Move – The RunningFuckSlap speaks for itself~~

Now before you groan and send the swear police after me, think about it. It is LEGENDARY stuff!

NewsPaper Headlines soon to be seen:-

• He was given a very well deserved … RunningFUCKSlap! <-personal favourite
• The Fuckster will .. Fuck You Up!
• Criminal was found mumbling that he  … was fucked!
• Don’t make a …fucking move!
• The Fuckster..fucked him over!

Also the following are examples of how ‘The Fuckster’ will influence language:

• Aggression: Don’t ‘fuck’ with me.
• Amazement: Infuckingcredible!
• Assurance: Absofuckinglutely.
• Difficulty: I’m having a fuck of a time with this.
• Disagreement: Fuck you!
• Dismay: Fuck it.
• Dismissal: Fuck off.
• Fraud: I got fucked on that deal.
• Incompetence: What a fuckup.
• Inquiry: What the fuck?
• Pleasure: Fanfuckingtastic!
• Satisfaction: Fucking “A” man!
• Trouble: Now I’m fucked.

Sooooo.. as you can see. The Fuckster will encourage everyone to embrace the versatility of the word by fighting crime and kicking ass!!

Now I am off to sew me a spandex suit if anyone needs me..