Hairy Stuff..

With all this cold weather we are experiencing, I find myself trying new and different ways to stay warm effectively.

One of the problems I am faced with is the cold toilet seat. Going to the toilet normally results in a high pitched shriek from me as my tushie touches the cold seat  followed by the ManGiggle from SexyG. It is quite a barbaric this practice of sitting on the loo to urinate, and I am once again considering learning how to stand and pee.

The other thing I am looking into is the location of pubic hair.Why do we have hair on our genitals when our genitals have built in heaters anyway? Most of us wax it off anyway!  Wouldn’t this hair be serving a better function if it was located on our feet or noses?? I obviously cannot talk for everyone here but my nose gets INCREDIBLY cold and I am constantly in fear of it falling off exposing my sinuses and brain matter. A little bit of hair on the end would definitely do the trick in keeping it warm and cozy in these frosty times

Thankfully SexyG is a walking furnace and once touch from him melts all the blue bits on my body. So at night all I do is crawl up to him in bed and my winter woes are solved. I would try this during the day but I think it would look awkward  if I have SexyG draped over my neck like a scarf… hhhmmmmm.

In other News, my oldest offspring has secured himself a weekend/holiday day working at theRedCap. I am very excited for him as this will be an opportunity to gain some real life experience of what is yet to come for him when he is eventually finished with school #proudmomma

Enjoy the Comrades everyone, I am hoping that our new place will be able to pick up tv signal and then we will be able to watch these things from home in future!

I have a Hairyknuckle story to share with you, I am going to tell you about that tomorrow though..