Homicidal Bitches..

That’s what they are.. homicidal bitches.

There is no other way to describe a mother who drives with her children bouncing around the car with no seat belt.

When I see this on the road, I instantly lose my temper  and have to do everything in my power not to follow her and deliver a *RFS.

What the hell is wrong with people? If they have to suddenly stop or are involved in an accident, what do they think will happen to their child?

Now I know that men do this too, and I am not being sexist or anything. But I expect more from a mother. I really do. I expect her to nurture, protect and care. I expect her to buckle her child up and secure her most precious cargo to the extreme. I don’t expect her to dump her child in the car and leave them to their own devices.

Did they lose all their marbles during childbirth? Or are they so self involved as to not care?

I always ensured my babies were buckled up nicely and properly at all times or we went nowhere.

Carseats aren’t Cheap, I know. But if you forego a case or two of blacklabels I am almost sure in a few weeks you will have enough money to buy one second hand.  I never bought new ones, and found that you can pick them up fairly cheap in really good condition.

I am not telling you how to live your life, I am insisting you protect the life that is in your care...

What really floors me about this, is the fact that in most cases.. the mother is buckled up!

So listen carefully, Bitches! If I see one more of you driving around like a useless slag with your little ones all over the backseat or clambering around unharnessed. I am going to follow you and unharness myself on to you.

Comprehendo?

*RFS = RunningFuckSlap

P.S. I am not even going to start the CONVO regarding smoking in the car with children in it right now.. I will touch on that soon though, so you are warned!