Victim Week: Victim #4

This week is VICTIM week.

Every day this week I will be releasing a post whereby I forced asked someone to answer my inane questions of stupidity and randomness. No small animals were hurt in this process and chocolates were used at times to keep the interviewees awake/attentive..

Our Fourth Victim is Derek of @derestrict fame… you can read all about Derek here .

Charming, Funny and licks stamps in his spare time… He also loves 127.0.0.1 (It is where he hangs his many hats) . Extremely Naughty with a hint of Good boy charm..  Let’s see how he answered my inane questions of zero importance …

Question Number One:

If you were a Star Trek® [or Star Wars® ] character, which one would it be? (and why)

Pavel Andreievich Chekov, he has had the most variable amount of positions under Captain James T. Kirk…… William Shatner is just such a Hotty

Question Number Two:

Why are manhole covers round?

Its a conspiracy theory I’m not allowed to discuss, but it has to do with squares.

Question Number Three:

How would you explain a database in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew?

Its the Place where Mommy’s keep all the info on all the naughty stuff you’ve ever done, they have one about Daddy’s too.  When they cross with you they search thier database and tell you which day of which year you did the same thing wrong. A mans database works different… when we try search for information other stuff comes up..when you turn 13 you’ll see.

Question Number Four:

If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for (things best not mentioned), offered you anything you desired, what would you want?

Carlos Slim Helú’s Money, Dr Grigory Perelman’s brain, Ryan Reynolds Looks and Jared Koronkiewicz’s Body…Snap snap, are you done yet.. Places to go, people to see… *Starts singing* “I feel pretty and witty and bright”

Question Number Five:

Tell me how many hats you have in your home?

About 30…. people keep giving them to me.. I’m starting to develop Male patern baldness due to this.. I hold everyone thats given me a hat responsible for it.

Question Number Six:

What will you do if you have a time machine?

Go back to the 70′s, I hear Love was Free.. and besides, I like the clothes.

Question Number Seven:

Do you have a dog or cat?

I had Two Dogs.. a boy and a girl.

Question Number Eight:

Whatever they felt like talking about, Sarge liked to tell me about all the animals and people he scared off during the day/ or ate…but would never let on where he buried them, and Jesse enjoyed telling me about her social life, the who’s who in the neighbourhood and also where she wanted to be tickled… she winked at me if I hit the right spot.

If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? Why??

A Mango…Lush, kinky and sinfully sweet, and my pips hairy…wanna see

Question Number Ten:

Do you like the interviewer???

Ja, She is kinda sexy.. and I’de bet she has a pair of kinky knickers in her closet.

Thank you Derek!! You have won yourself 4.1 million points plus a bonus 25 million points for Answer #10

Stay Tuned for tomorrows Victim! (The Final victim in this installment of Victim Week)