Victim Week: Victim #2

This week is VICTIM week.

Every day this week I will be releasing a post whereby I forced asked someone to answer my inane questions of stupidity and randomness. No small animals were hurt in this process and chocolates were used at times to keep the interviewees awake/attentive..

Our second Victim is Henno of @hennokruger fame… you can read all about Henno  here and here.

He is affectionately referred to as Jacaranda Boy (ok, so only I call him that). Henno has been known to let his hair down from time to time and jol it up with local flavours such as Wrestlerish & can also be found stalking Die Antwoord..

His Mom loves him and he enjoys talking kak on skype.. #truestory

Question Number One:

If you were a Star Trek® [or Star Wars® ] character, which one would it be? (and why)

Luke Skywalker if I could choose Star Wars because he has a cool green light sabre in Return of the Jedi – Spock if I could choose Star Trek, because he has the ability to mind-meld

Question Number Two:

Why are manhole covers round?

I don’t have a clue. Maybe the genius who invented them liked round shapes or maybe he made it after the shape of the shade his top hat gave him, I dunno

Question Number Three:

How would you explain a database in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew?

“Laaitie, imagine you put one of your Lego blocks inside this bin with all the Lego blocks, that’s a database”

Question Number Four:

If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for (things best not mentioned), offered you anything you desired, what would you want?

The ability to grow my hear down my back since in recent times hair has been lacking for headbanging sessions in Aandklas

Question Number Five:

Tell me how many hats you have in your home?

At the moment I have 2 MK caps, 1 Cuervo Cap, 1 Millers Cap and 2 caps I got from work…

Question Number Six:

What will you do if you have a time machine?

I’d go back in time and tell the other me from 1995 not to worry, things will be okay

Question Number Seven:

Do you have a dog or cat?

None of my own. I do share a house and we have 2 dogs and 2 cats on the yard.

Question Number Eight:

If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? Why??

I’d be a banana, cause I liked to be peeled.

Question Number Ten:

Do you like the interviewer???

Yes, I like this interview, mainly because its not like the usual crap you read in the mainstream magazines..

Thank you Henno!! You have won yourself 3.8 million points plus a bonus 1.2 million points for Answers #3  & #9

P.S. For all you single ladies out there, he is available presently and can cook a mean scrambled eggs.. *nudge-nudge wink-wink*

Stay Tuned for tomorrows Victim! (who will it be next??)