Pressure, putting on..
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I think I have put too much pressure on 2011 to perform and now all I am getting is a limpy… So perhaps I will now place all my of greatness on each day and see if I can get some peak performance from this biatch! World Domination is a grueling task and requires a permanent hard-on of productivity in order to complete, not this semi flaccid stop-go motion that I am currently being subjected to. Once this planet you currently refer to as “Earth” (name change is scheduled) is firmly under my control then and only then will we have a chance of defeating the Zombies in the ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ with the use of my ….. FORNICATOR2000 (dieyoubastard) DEATHRAY!!!!! *patent...
Bring me a hammer…
June can’t come soon enough. I am soo over this stupid phone I am about to shit technolour towtrucks while I walk… Dont get me wrong, it is a pretty cool phone.. I am just over it. In a big way. Lately telecommunications and me have not been friends. It started with Vodakak decommissioning our local tower leaving me practically with no signal since November last year (still no word when they replacing it) to Telkom dragging their heels moving our line to our new premises (been over a month). And to top it all off, yesterday my phone decided to not use my phone contacts as default but keeps referring back to my sim card for its informasie as it were. I can’t really blame the Omnia for all my heartache but it is currently the only one I can...
Pay it forward..
So the other day the infamous Angel of Angelsmind took a FB status “paying it forward” initiative and converted it to the most awesome meme EVER! I obviously in all my awesomeness stuck my hand up quick smart, like the eager beaver that you all know (and love) and pledged my participation.. ehem. I am going to keep my good eye on this meme and hopefully we will see a blogosphere of love in 2011!! Here’s how it works… The blogger posting the offer must send something to the 5 commenters before the end of 2011. What is sent to the commenters must be handmade by the blogger. The commenters who ask to take part must post the same offer on their blogs, and then send something handmade to the five commenters who ask to take part, and so...
Silent tears…
I sat on the edge of my bed this morning and cried…. I cried out of frustration. I cried because I am angry. I cried because I am sad. Why is she doing this? Why is she lying? Just how far is she willing to take this farce? Just when does it end? I wish I could just tell people what she has really been upto. But I dont want to create anymore unpleasantness and in time it will all come out anyway. No need for me to get any further involved in the insanity of her life. In the meantime I sit on my bed, willing it all to end, hurting at the madness of it all, fulled with fury at her threats to my family. Sometimes I am left at the mercy of my own silent tears. Not able to say what I am feeling but feeling it all in technicolour. … lets hope tomorrow...
Even one..
I am officially all Ho-Ho-Ho’d out..and I would prefer not to see anyone socially till I am able to recharge the smile batteries. Its not that I don’t love you(want jy weet dis nie waar nie;-)).. its because I am just overwhelmed..LOL! So last night I had the most interesting conversation with what can only be termed as the ‘GodFather’ of our local kingdom. And while we were talking and sharing a question was asked that got me thinking… “Why doesn’t she have any friends?” This question is a seemingly innocent one and when you hear it out of context means nothing but when you think about it and realise that this person in fact has no friends and then try to think of why anyone of a mature age (over 30) would have...





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