Victim Week: Victim #1

This week is VICTIM week.

Every day this week I will be releasing a post whereby I forced asked someone to answer my inane questions of stupidity and randomness. No small animals were hurt in this process and chocolates were used at times to keep the interviewees awake/attentive..

Our first Victim is Cassey of @casseytoi fame… you can read all about Cassey here and here. She is incredibly funny and can be easily distracted  by shiny things and stationary.

Question Number One:

If you were a Star Trek® [or Star Wars® ] character, which one would it be? (and why)

Solo, he shot first. You got to like someone who takes action.

Question Number Two:

Why are manhole covers round?

So that when they blow, it’ll be pretty? I suppose it’s to make it easier to dump a body.

Question Number Three:

How would you explain a database in three sentences to your eight-year-old nephew?

I don’t know ask your uncle.

Question Number Four:

If aliens landed in front of you and, in exchange for (things best not mentioned), offered you anything you desired, what would you want?

Lots of money. I know not an original answer, but lots of money means I can invest some to have more money to spend on holidays, books, yummy food and books

Question Number Five:

Tell me how many hats you have in your home?

Sadly only one, we should fix that.

Question Number Six:

What will you do if you have a time machine?

There are somethings I’d change, but if I changed them I wouldn’t be me. If I could change things and not alter who I am, it would be to take on more subjects at varsity, and not just those I needed to do. Yes, it’s lame, but I enjoy learning new things.

Question Number Seven:

Do you have a dog or cat?

We have neither, instead we have a pot plant called gnomie, that we’ve kept alive for 6 weeks now

Question Number Eight:

If YES to the above question, Do you speak with your dog/cat? (and what do you speak about)
If NO to the above question, Why dont you have a dog/cat??

We don’t have a cat because the boy is allergic to them. We don’t have a dog because we live in a flat, and I’m scared of big dogs – the only kind the boy wants to get.

Question Number Nine:

If you were a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? Why??

I’d be a banana, for the simple reason that it is my favourite fruit.

Question Number Ten:

Do you like the interviewer???

Well, I must…why else would I do this

And there you Have it!!! Cassey has won herself 5 million points for her answers.. (particularly Question Number Ten)

Stay Tuned for tomorrows Victim! (who will it be next??)