Paparazzi must die *

*not really ..

I have unfortunately had to come to the fast and furious realisation that I am getting Fucking Fat!

And if SexyG takes one more photo of me when I don’t have my good side showing, I swear I am going to turn his blackberry into a permanent resident of his rectum..

*le Sigh*

How did this happen and what to do.. what to do??

Watch this space for inspired ideas that may or may not work but at least I have conquered step one..

Acceptance (I think that is step one, and if it isn’t it should be )

xoxox

TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsBriget

P.S. This means of course I will not be visiting anyone or going anywhere till I can get this thing sorted…