Winning, Exploding Reservoirs & Chocolate..
Sexy G finally gets ol Betsy running on Sunday.. turns out it wasn’t a faulty solenoid but just a broken electrical cable leading to the battery.. I then went about using silver duct tape closing all the holes in the roof so when it rains I don’t have to drive with a raincoat.. and then.. and then..and then.. Murphy schnaai’s me in the bum.. Yes, you heard me. Shnaais – in- mine – bum. I come back from dropping the kidlets off and hear a noise under the bonnet, I lifted the bonnet and what do I see? The radiator reservoir has burst open and jizzing steam and shit everywhere! I swear if it wasn’t for bad luck I would have none.. In any event, I then shrug it off, half laughing half groaning upstairs to tell SexyG the...
Funny eff..
Have a Porno Weekend and don’t forget to watch the Sharks give the Bulls a hiding tomorrow!!!! Like Unlike
That’s MY Boy!
So my eldest J comes to me yesterday and tells me to come look at what he has just done… I suddenly had two million things running though my mind (most of them involve destruction of property) while I followed him through to his room (aka thecave) .. As I am ushered to his PC, he goes on to explain the task he was given at school for IT and how his teacher only expected it completed at the end of the week and it only took him a few hours and and and and.. (while he was talking I look at the screen at what he was trying to show me)..and just like that My heart almost exploded with proudness.. ..my boy DEVELOPED a calculator using JAVA Script!!! He was in fact only tasked to make a simple addition & subtraction applet, but he felt this was too...
Eff that shit..
I have never been more aware of my insane starsign (Virgo in the house, ekse) than I was today.. (I am both sides of this coin, I kid you not) If I am surrounded by chaos(messy desk, unfiled items, etc), then I will be running around in circles all day. But clean my desk and my productivity soars like a wild EAGLE!!! So this weekend not only did I tackle the pile on my desk but I sorted the neighbouring environment out as well. THis morning I walked in, got through emails, generated the tasks for the next few days, had a mini meeting, GOT THROUGH MY TODO LIST,took the bf’s car to be cleaned, did grocery shopping, and now chilling with the cool knowledge that my shit is fly.. So with time on my hands, Davy asked me to Blog about sex AND armpits, and all I...
Tickle me Friday..
I was reading the *Personal Finance this morning after breakfast, and on the back page there was a very humorous article by Zane Henry where he explains how the recession has enriched our language. I laughed so much I almost fell off my chair. Very funny guy that. I am going to share a few of them with you:- Blingrupt - Down-on-their-luck hip-hop artists forced to sell their jewellery to cover payments on their Hummer/Home. “S’up yo. Nickel aka The Artist Formerly known as 50c is officially blingrupt. Word.” Botax - High Levies on cosmetic surgery. “My word, isn’t Sylvia looking unfortunate? Botax is hitting her forehead hard.” Duppie - Depressed Urban Professional. ” that Duppie just drove off Signal Hill while...
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