Before I tell you…
..About my fabulously wonderful weekend and all that happened at the #ballfest. I want to share with you the story of the Strawberry Stumpians MWAH!!! 5 people like this...
Do you what time it is?!?!?!
Ok.. I won’t be doing the porch thingy.. but I do plan to have a fabulous fabulous time with My DARLING Sissy and the ABSOLUTE fabulous Angel & Glugs coming to Dirtbin .. not too mention the local hooligans who are coming to parteee with me on Saturday!! I am actually quite excited at this getting old thing MWAH! P.S. so it isn’t officially my birthday till next week but I don’t care...
Blundering Barnacles, Ballfests & Wrinkles…
In a short while (9 days, 12 hours, 12 minutes and 40 seconds to be exact) I will be a year older, a year wiser, and sport another years worth of wrinkles to show off to the world. Being the ever constant Virgo that I am , I have OBVIOUSLY organised a get together marking this event. This year it will be very small scale and have invited only a handful of the nearest and dearest including the obligatory hooligan to keep things real. There will be a multitude of balls to suit everyones needs and/or wants and I insist there be much flinging of said balls I have asked everyone to NOT buy me presents this year <– which is sooooooooooooo unlike me but there is a method to mine madness.. I am still trying DESPERATELY to get a new set of wheels as my Jetta...
Thundering Thursday…
One of the negative things about me is the laughing, now before you raise your quizzical brow and ask ” how can laughing be a negative thing?” I must tell you more.. If you fall, I laugh.. If something breaks, I laugh.. In fact if I fall I laugh.. If you chase me I run screaming and laughing away.. When the dog craps on your shoes, I laugh.. If you reverse into the wall I laugh.. When I broke down in the pouring rain and got soaked to the bone just opening the bonnet, I laughed.. Most things barring torture,rape,murder and other such heinous crimes, get me giggling before I can stop myself.. It all comes across as slapstick to me. I am a giggling snorter (full stop) It has however been brought to my attention once again how my laughing is not always...
Scary Secrets..
Something is happening and even though it is a wonderfully beautiful thing and we all are excited about everything I am still hesitant in sharing it with everyone. Mostly because it involves others and feelings need to be constantly considered. Nothing in life is easy and this is no exception to that rule. As the history is shrouded in personal perspectives surrounding events it is always difficult to get the truth from people and in this case unfortunately there were a lot of lies and half truths bandied about and as things continue more of the truth surrounding those events will come to light. I am continuously surprised as I discover more and more for myself. But I will discontinue this cryptic line of text. All I can say is that I am very happy about it and...
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