Procrastinating 101
I moved in here in November 2006. I hate moving, I hate packing and mostly I hate unpacking..hence why I have a huge assortment of non essentials in storage which will probably stay there till I move again. Quite honestly I should just toss it all away since I have had no real need for any of it in the three odd years of living here. Sinful procrastinator that I am, I feel it my duty to let you know that I have at long last connected the radio up (signal slightly dodgy still though). It only took me three years and 9 months to do. Next on my list is the TV antenna, which is a bigger job as the aerial on the roof got killed by monkeys. Wonder how long this will take me to get too… In the meantime I *watched* the soccer final last via twitter.. turns out if was...
FuckyouFriday..
This is what I consider this day to be.. I don’t even have the stamina or inclination to fake an “o” face for it. Thoughts running through my mind (might contain profanity,sex, nudity and violence): “..organise the desk and you will probably find those missing pens” “..have I taken my eltroxin today??” “..I really must get to the shops today. Washing my hair with guyshowergel is not working for me” “..I want to show someone *that* dress I found. But who? And if I show them the dress will they get the wrong idea and jump to conclusions?” “..what has he done with IT? I know I told him to move it but I am discovering I don’t like not knowing where it is...
Almost a man.. forever my Pumpkin..
Dear Planet Earth, I woke up this morning at a loss with myself… Like a fish out of water, A mamma bear with no baby bear actually. Its my baby’s birthday today and he is a big 12 years old and I am unable to wake him up with hugs, kisses armed with cake and pressies like I always do He is with his dad and I know that we must be fair about this sharing the kiddies thing but for ducks sake! I don’t like it. So I did the only thing I could.. I phoned him and sent all my love over the phone. <–Not the same, eh. Talking to him is always cool but this slayed me.. lol! As I was saying ‘bye he promptly announced that it is just one more year and then he will be a MAN! Omgosh, bless him and his socks! Isn’t that just the darnedest...
Mount me Monday..
Mondays are synonymous for trying to mount me and make me its bitch… However this morning I got up early, attached a strap-on, armed myself with a whip and now taking Monday for a ride it wont forget in a LOOOOOOOOONG time Like Unlike
Roadtrip #2
UPDATE: The trip is postponed due to my brother being admitted into hospital. ———————————————————————— Since writing this Post a week ago, I am now planning my SECOND roadtrip! How frikken amazing is that! The first one was very accidental but the second one is far more deliberate, SexyG just announced that tomorrow after work we are hitting the road and going to Capetown and then coming back in time for work monday . CAPETOWN!! I have never ever been so it is going to be Super Fantastic. We plan to take the super scenic route and sleep in the car if we need to. Omgosh, I am sooooo excited I am...


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