Toothpicks for Freuds..

I am a dreamer.. and I don’t mean daydreaming either..

I think I dream every night and most of the time my dreams are absurd and whacked out by anyone’s standards. It varies from terror to porn to fluffy bunnies watching porn

I don’t discuss the details of my dreams with most people as it would freak them out..lol .. AND because I feel that my dreams are such a personal portrayal of my true feelings that I am almost too embarrassed to speak about it.

However, the night before last I had such a giggle worthy dream I woke up laughing.. and because I see no real harm in it I thought I would share it and I challenge the freudians out there to interpret this if they can

“..an email is circulating on the net amongst my friends.  But it would seem my mind has a different idea of what email is truly capable of as this email has an attachment with a difference. I click and the attachment OPENS UP.. I mean literally “opens up” and a pair of panties are in front of me to peel of the backing paper. The email advertises this panty as being revolutionary in its approach to making any women irresistible to men as it comes with a puffy *bonnet* enhancer complete with hidden toothpick for emergency situations.

!!LMFAO!!

The best way I can describe these panties is that it has an airsack in the front which would give the appearance of a very pronounced bonnet if worn..<–this would appear to drive the men wild with desire according to the email in my dream.

And the toothpick?? I am buggered if I can think of what type of emergency would require the deflation of this bonnet..lol!

Anyway, there I am, holding the panties in my hand squeezing the puffy part, giggling at the thought of putting it on and possibly sporting bigger package than most men, when I wake up…”

I told you it was bizarre