Ja, ja, ja … it’s been six days.. ten hail mary’s and a loofah spank
Not like I haven’t got a lot to say or share.. cos I do and was driving this morning wondering what I should tackle first!!
I have been feeling very emotional lately and think it is due to the tragic news that befell my sisters little family about two weeks ago, At first I thought I was just “phasing” as we women do from time to time but I have become somewhat clingy with my family members and tearful at random moments.. and my regular “phasing” is far more volatile with the appearance of horns and the occasional tongue lashing
But after spending a TOTALLY chill weekend with my bff just laughing, watching movies (with the exception of the one movie BRUNO leaving huge psychological scarring unfortunately..LOL) and eating inordinate amounts of naughty foods, I am pleased to report that I well on my way to recovery!
With work almost completely up to date and the promise of me actually having some of it done ahead of schedule I am feeling quite good. Its nice being in a position of positivity for a change ..
But before I leave I am going to share a little something with you … Last night I was at a business network meeting, you know, hobnobbing with the locals and so forth when I was accosted by a guy who proceeded to spend half an hour explaining to me what a mothertrucking moron he is.. and I am pleased to announce – Mission Accomplished! He not only accomplished this mission but I think he is in line for an award or two..
*Wally explained to me in GREAT detail how a Hard Drive carries an image of all data previously stored on it regardless of how many times it gets formatted and whether or not the data gets written over it…This image is held somewhere secret and only special people can access it using super powerful software. My attempts to educate the man moron fell on deaf ears.. I am a chickypoo afterall and he has 18 years of experience *le sigh*. He just kept talking over me adjusting his belly as he spoke about the AMAZING software at this fingertips that can retrieve any data and that the only way to truly destroy information on a hard drive is to burn it..?!?! omg.. someone please save me. I was bleeding internally at this stage and practically begging some random stranger across the room to rescue me with mine eyes.. I think he either had met Wally before or thought I was having a fit cos he ran the other way…..
I eventually left the event muttering under my breathe and went home to a “death by choc” magnum(choc really does soothe the soul). I don’t know why but It really upsets me when people utter stupid things and refuse to listen to reason. Buggering asshole!
Anyhoot, back to my happy place I am going to phone the aircon guy now again and explain to him in as much detail as possible why it important to return the cool air to me pronto and not next week like he said earlier cos I am glowing in all my not so ladylike places and I dont think the office equipment will do so well poolside. I am sure he will see my side of things!
*Wally is not his real name although it should be..
So last night we lay in bed (all three of us).. chatting away while the lightning flashed and crashed outside. After a great meal there really is nothing better than chilling with friends and shooting the bull.
Omg, then it was said. The thing that cannot be unsaid and will haunt some people FOREVER!!
The word *fuck* came up. And (somebody who will remain anon for now) ANON proudly announced the origins of the word.
In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King, the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.U.C.K. (Fornication Under Consent of the King) on it. Now you know where that came from.
Ja, well I was finished.. I laughed so much I cried. She gave me the finger and told me to stop laughing because it was true. Then challenged me to google it in the morning whereby she will be expecting an email in the morning apologising for my rude and obnoxious behaviour. <– This had me in further stitches.. in fact I went a little crazy at this point with the laughing actually..LOL!
Anon, I love you… and just want you to know, I did what was required of me.. I found proof of it being a HOAX and I have included for entertainment purposes only a little video explaining the value and some history of the word FUCK. Enjoy!
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It was announced yesterday afternoon.. I am The Nerdies 2010 Girl winner and NickHuntDavis is the Boy winner.. <–hope we dont have to like be saaiber bf/gf? (SexyG may not allow Nick to live for much longer if thats the case..lol!)
So what does all this mean? uhm, er..hehe.. ?? It means I won? I don’t know..perhaps it just means I am Queen of the Nerds, Nerdicle, Momma Nerd, SheNerd, MissNerd..hahahaha!! Who cares its all for fun & charity but it is cool nonetheless;-)
Please don’t forget about the Wet Nose Foundation! Such a good cause .. and if you haven’t already you should go over there and donate if you can. It is a fantastic cause!!!
And then there are the Prizes…
The prizes are absolutely ROCKING this year! Look here–>:
A years free hosting by EightySix, plus one .co.za domain
In the final stages of The Nerdies 2010, 10 bloggers around South Africa have been selected to be part of a sudden show down to readers across the country to win some pretty cool prizes in the form of an online treasure hunt. Up for grabs to the first four lucky treasure hunters:
and to the fourth treasure hunter… R150 kalahari voucher!
So how do you win these things? Each blogger will do a post on their site, with clues as to where they’ve hidden The Nerdies Idol inside their blog. 9 of these blogs will have fail Idols. If you come across a fail idol, skip to the next blog until you find the winning idol.
Once you’ve been to all the blogs and found the winning idol, there will be a unique code on that page. The first four treasure hunters to either email sheenagates@gmail.com the code, or DM it to @SheBeeGee if you’re a follower, will win.
Hold them close in your heart and when you get a moment today.. give them a call and tell them how much they mean to you. Drop by for coffee and reconnect with family and friends.
Life is short and often we lose sight of this. Embrace those around you… You never know what life plans to throw at us next.
I have no idea what that is (sounds serious) but that’s not what I am talking about today..
Today I want to talk about the fact that my dentist tried to kill me…A simple toothache (ignored for a month) was what I walked in with. What I walked out with was a head shattered in abuse and a promise of more to come in 6 days.
After several XRays poking and prodding he eventually found the culprit of my *occasional* toothache. It was a little crack at the base of my tooth that had exposed a nerve? He looks at me in an accusatory fashion and shakes his head mumbling something about grinding my teeth and not listening. So I gasp in a mock horror and ignore hm.
So what if I grind my teeth, I am not the first person to do this and most definitely wont be last… besides, without me and others like me breaking our teeth, he would probably have had to go into some other profession like pimping so I actually saved him from ho’s
Anyhoo, there I am mouth open enduring the needle and the drilling and thinking happy bunny thoughts and other such arb crap when he finally announces that I should close my mouth and bite…
“aarg .. caa… oeoo… aaai… ouuoo…”
I sit there and blink at him..drool running down my cheek wondering where the frikken suction thingy is.. and after a few awkward seconds of this he realises that my jaw is locked open again. Thanks asshole, what was your first clue?
(Fast forward through the agony of snapping my jaw closed) He gets me to grind on a blue piece of paper, opens my mouth to investigate further, and then says “Ok, bite down aga…er, uhm.. here let me help you”<–WTF?!
I went home in pain, pure agony.. Headache from hell bottled with a bruised face from the torture and the knowledge that I will need to return on Tuesday for a followup…
P.S. I am feeling totally wrecked today.. Can’t seem to shake the headache and don’t think I can take any more painkillers and still maintain normal body control.
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