I had no idea how often I use the letter *z*. Until now..

My keyboard is messing with its longevity and wants me to organise a keybeating spree with the rest of the qwerty.

So how do I type with no *z*?!?!?!?!

I have it in my clipboard and CRTL+V when I need it. Until I replace the *z*  in the clipboard with something else (like a 5 page document outlining our terms and conditions that I am working on) and then I scream as instead of a *z* appearing the 5pg  doc appears.. frukkit!

And its not always like this.. No, only when I least expect it. Let me lose my rag and go about ordering a new one to replace it and then it will start working again like nothing is wrong.

Why must the *z* taunt me so??

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