So the Auction has begun!!
#thenerdies10 is in full swing and I have received a few bids on my *z* key so far.. I am so flattered I have thrown in the CRTL + V Keys to the winning bid !! AUCTION IS HERE Now remember the auction is for a good cause as all proceeds will go to The Wet Nose Foundation. Saving the furries! I hereby also submit for auction: The pink flower from my Car Aerial (with aerial attached as it snapped off last week) So what would else you like to see me putting up for auction? 1 person likes this...
Cool by The Pool with a ….
I normally give everyone a funny friday and then get set out to finish off the weeks work and get ready to chillax as I normally do Friday evenings. I love doing nothing on Friday evenings.. I hate making plans for this one night normally because I am just wanting some alone time with my favourite guys… But today is different, today I will not only give you a Funny for Friday —> But I will also include some interesting and possibly helpful information aswell! As many of you may or may not know I used to be exclusively in the PC Repair/Networking and Sales Industry up until 3 or 4 years ago and owned a little shop which also housed a little internet cafe in it here in Durban. And being in that industry you learn a few things, techniques that make...
begging for a beating..
I had no idea how often I use the letter *z*. Until now.. My keyboard is messing with its longevity and wants me to organise a keybeating spree with the rest of the qwerty. So how do I type with no *z*?!?!?!?! I have it in my clipboard and CRTL+V when I need it. Until I replace the *z* in the clipboard with something else (like a 5 page document outlining our terms and conditions that I am working on) and then I scream as instead of a *z* appearing the 5pg doc appears.. frukkit! And its not always like this.. No, only when I least expect it. Let me lose my rag and go about ordering a new one to replace it and then it will start working again like nothing is wrong. Why must the *z* taunt me...
For some .. there is just no positivity
They will look for negativity in EVERYTHING. They will blame everyone and everything on someone/something else. “Nothing is their fault and life is unfair.” They will tell everyone who is willing to listen about how others have influenced their downfall in life instead of assessing a situation and working towards a positive solution. They will expect others to do most things for them as they are incapable /unwilling to do anything for themselves. But will then turn around complaining about how they HAVE to do everything and if they don’t do anything NOTHING gets done. Responsibility lies with everyone else. They will never accept responsibility for themselves or their situation. And I have no time for this self pitying bullshit. Grow the fuck...
Skanking For Dummies..
Nerdmag is running The Nerdies Competition again this year.. And people are nominated according to their nerdfactor (ehem, popularity contest for nerds). It is a complicated procedure of nominations, voting and auctions .. the rules are unimportant but one thing is clear.. I want IN! Nominations are now open.. and the skanking is in full force!! And I am not above the odd skank here and there..this is why I demand EVERYONE get over there and nominate so that I can feel the love… (please, pretty please.. stolen cherries on top?) And who knows.. Bambi might even make a guest appearance to take care of the Norty Boys at the Prizegiving P.S. For Every Nomination I receive I promise to Hug and Kiss my kids.. (shame man, think of the children) 1 person...

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