Engaging in Conspiracies of..

Engaging in Conspiracies of..

..Love! This is what we should all be doing during this festive season. Now I am not advocating you go covet the neighbours wifey or hug an angry rhino. No-no-no-no.. I am saying, open your heart and mind to others and put aside your crappola even if it is just for a moment. Christmas means soo many things to so many people and as I am not able to speak for all, I am going to  tell you what Christmas means to me. We all  know the semantics surrounding the 25th Of December. It is the birthday of Jesus (not actually the official day but close enough), and if you ask any kid  it is about the Jolly Santa Claus who moves at impressive speeds for a fat dude all over the world delivering gifts to those that have been good and dropping coal (reindeer poo) in your...

Kracker of a song..

Kracker of a song..

Sharing is caring,  and when I heard this song today it made me smile and feel all warm and fuzzy inside so I thought of you… I therefore demand you sit back, buffer this baby and pump the volume! Together, we can get through this month ...

Crap story…

Crap story…

Found out an interesting little titbit regarding dutch culture this morning.. and to say it is a shit story is an understatement. Did you know that they have a ‘shelf’ in crappers?? I am not entirely sure why they would want one but there has been mention of them wanting to inspect their evacuations or some such insanity before flushing it away. I personally think it is weird and unhygienic and in fact I am one of those that close the lid before I can turn around and flush because I have no interest to see what my body rejects. The traditional Dutch toilet is shaped in a way that the user’s wastes are collected in a risen, dry shelf or plateau in the back side of the vase. All I can add to this is...

Aces High – Jokers on who?

Aces High – Jokers on who?

We all take a gamble in many different ways on an almost daily basis. Whether it is when we use the milk that has only ‘just’ expired or when we  push our luck with others, gambling with our longevity… Lots of people go every week and buy Lotto tickets with the hopes that this week will be the big one even though the odds are that they are more likely to be struck by lightning (possibly twice) than actually winning. These are all semi harmless forms of gambling that are generally not too damaging for the person involved and can be said creates excitement which in moderation can be good for a persons psyche. But there is the Ugly side to Gambling that have people forsaking everything (even selling their homes) just for that adrenaline rush that...

Pteradactyls, Teeth & Bunnies..

Pteradactyls, Teeth & Bunnies..

The Facebook “change your profile pic to your favourite childhood cartoon character to indicate your stand against child abuse” movement has really got some interesting pics going up everywhere! So after thinking about it for awhile it was a toss up betwenn Maya the Bee, Liewe Heksie and uhm.. lol.. Oscar en Knersus Check this video out — > How is this for going down memory lane??? I used to LOVE THIS!! (Still do ) What was your favourite tv show growing up as a...