I R a Sexy Assed Pimp..

I R a Sexy Assed Pimp..

I do not actually pay attention to these kinds of emails but this one.. yes this one.. was sooo super accurate I felt it worthy of a Showcase! SEPTEMBER= FINE ASS PIMP<–Me ! Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Great in bed. Inner and physical beauty. Doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. A meaningful love life partner. Makes right choices. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Does not harm others. It is all about love and fairness. Easily hurt and hard to recover. Daydreamer and does fulfill. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Knows what to do, to have fun. Unpredictable. Someone to have close to you. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of...

Stocking filler..

Stocking filler..

OK.. so I have nothing of interest to splurb here presently (well not the kind of stuff I am allowed to talk about anyway..LOL) Torn between debating the incredible artform of “Watching paint dry” and describing “The Importance of A great filing system using the Phonetic Alphabet”…. …I then remembered that I was going through my AWStats the other day and perhaps you may be interested in some of the results!(or not) Let’s just say that I have clients who would KILL for this kind of traffic Here is some Random info though:- Top Ten Search Terms: ruler fat girls national cleavage day magnum pi boobs haters hairy everywhere breathing because i can fat girls and feeders Top Ten Posts: My Name is… ...

Laugh Demmit!

Laugh Demmit!

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Pretend..

Pretend..

This is a game that I have not been able to master as well as others…(I totally kick ass in Monopoly!) I don’t understand the rules and can’t seem to comprehend the logic that surrounds this game. Pretend:- To appear falsely, deceive, feign: to pretend to go to sleep. To display a fake representation of oneself to others in order to be seen as favourable to another person/people, normally the person/people who are the recipients of the faked pleasantries are of the foe category of life. The reason for playing this game is yet to be determined. Players 1+ (best played if by 2 or more) It fascinates me how people who OBVIOUSLY dislike each other can pretend to like each other and continue to display a facade of friendliness and then go and speak...