Sea Shell Shwim on the Shea Shore..

Or however the heck you say that. I can sprout the afrikaans version for you if you prefer?!? “Sannie Sê Sannie Sal Sewe Sakke Sout Sleep.. ” <– You get the drift. As a little girl I had a very unfortunate lisp only made worse by my stuttering… Yes, I was teased. Terribly. But I told them all to F@k off (well not quite that word..LOL) and got on with getting over it. I still stutter from time to time.. but most people are too polite to mock me. Not all, there are those that still laugh and mock, but the numbers have decreased over the years. As a result I drowned myself in books as a little girl and at the age of 9  was reading books to the likes of 101 Dalmations (the english version taken from my afrikaans school library). The...