I have always wanted to try my hand on some fun sporty type fun social thing like ballroom dancing or pole dancing.. But the fear of looking like an ass is too much to bare for me.. Im not saying I dont make an ass of myself on a daily basis with the constant foot and mouth I currently suffer from.. Im just saying I dont want to add to my situation.

So I am sticking to the treadmill and refrain from trundling in the road on the off chance I stumble, fall and a random vehicle drives over my leg <–that shit happens!

I will also refrain from ballroom dancing in case my stilleto breaks (again) and I snap my ankle off and crack my head open on the way down..

And after seeing this today…

…I think I will refrain from the Pole dancing now too

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