..And all that

I am doing the Friday Funny early.. Cos I need it and so do you

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Don’t know what happened and I suppose I never will..

.. Just know that I will miss you.

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Yesterday.. I was at a cycle event waiting for the guys to get back from their ride when I was accosted, Yes accosted by a chickypoo who’s boobies were practically jumping out at me while she spoke…

She was promoting the “New Hooters” Restaurant that opened in Umhlanga and gave us a leaflet.. Now at this point I am laughing and saying.. “Cool, The guys can go and order steak egg and strips after their ride..”  and she looked shocked and announced that we should bring the whole family as they are a FAMILY RESTAURANT! .. LMFAO!!

What?! You want me to bring my two impressionable boys to Hooters?!? Are you Mucking Fad?? I want them to think that its OK to Objectify women? I think not.. Thanks but NO thanks.. I would rather take them to Spur and leave Hooters to the Big Boys..

I would DEFINITELY never ever take my niece there or SexyG’s daughters. What values do we expose our children to if we say its acceptable and even encouraged to flaunt your body and put yourself out there for money? Why don’t we just take them to a strip joint and get it over with?

I am not a prude, by anyone’s standards.. but children need to be protected and taught values in life. Age restrictions are there for a reason… lets respect and love our children enough not to subject them to things that they are not ready for and shouldn’t be exposed to..

Do we really want to hear our daughters say.. I want to be a “Hooters Girl, Daddy!”

………….hhmmmmm?

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Today I woke up a little bit slower,

a little bit sadder, and with a little less purpose..

But I did get up and start my day, I did not cower.

Its been 2 years since we last spoke,

2 years since my heart broke..

The pain, the anguish I felt at your passing,

The hurt, the loss, the tears… seemingly everlasting,

are there still, ever present today as I remember,

that two years ago you left me..broken.. with your departure..

Without your warmth, your love, and your voice,

I feel lost and angry and want to scream at the world..

“This was not my wish, this was never my choice!”

yet I am forced to get up each and very morning,

Put a smile on my face and pretend that everything is alright..

So today, like yesterday and the day before,

I get by..I get going.. I get through it.. but not without a fight.

Maybe some day it will get easier.. maybe some day I will learn to accept..

Today is not that day..Today I woke up crying..Today I am still feeling quietly bereft.

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Or however the heck you say that. I can sprout the afrikaans version for you if you prefer?!?

“Sannie Sê Sannie Sal Sewe Sakke Sout Sleep.. ” <– You get the drift.

As a little girl I had a very unfortunate lisp only made worse by my stuttering… Yes, I was teased. Terribly. But I told them all to F@k off (well not quite that word..LOL) and got on with getting over it. I still stutter from time to time.. but most people are too polite to mock me. Not all, there are those that still laugh and mock, but the numbers have decreased over the years.

As a result I drowned myself in books as a little girl and at the age of 9  was reading books to the likes of 101 Dalmations (the english version taken from my afrikaans school library). The teachers would often disbelieve that I was actually reading the books until I stood in front of them and read out to them, lisp and stutter included.

My love for reading does not stop at fiction. I love History, Cookbooks and Comics. And to the amusement of my friends.. Manuals.

I am a manual reader.. If I buy a new Doohicky, I read the Manual before I switch it on.  There isn’t  anything I buy that I don’t first read the Manual. I love the instructions included and will often keep them in the original box and put the box away.. (just in case).

I enjoy the simplicity of reading and when I have to evaluate something important I need to read it first in order to completely understand it. My listening skills pale in comparison (See, my mom was right)..

• So do you read?(even the Manuals?)
• Do you love reading?
• And Who is your favourite Author?

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I am hanging my head in shame after hearing this -> WTF!!

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Things are going to be different..

Told SexyG that I am not putting up a Xmas tree this year.. I’m not planning Xmas lunch and I am not buying any pressies this year apart from one special gift to each of our kids which may or may not be handmade.

Xmas day will be spent differently, for one I told my kids that they need to go spend it with their Dad, He wants them and it will be their sisters first Xmas so they should spend it with her. After many moans, groans and fearful pleas of not being fed on Xmas day I finally got them to understand that they just have no choice.

So how will I spend this day that is customarily a day of family,love and peace? I just don’t know.. The chance of SexyG seeing his girls are slim to none, my brothers and sister are all doing their own thing mostly..So that scraps the family section..but the love part occurs multiple times a day followed swiftly by peace, so that is currently covered thankfully almost on Autopilot whether I Jingle my bells or not.

To be honest, at first I was a bit sad at the turn of events as I enjoy Christmas so very very much and the thought of not having one is a truly sad thought for me, but then I realised that this opens up an opportunity for me to do something different. Something that I ordinarily can’t do..Something unthinkable almost!

What it is yet, I have no clue.. But I am thinking. And I just know that I will come up with something before long!

• Have you got any suggestions?
• Have you done something out of the ordinary for Xmas before?
• So what ARE you planning for Xmas?

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Today is some or other “show the Love on your arm” day or other (for those of you on the facebook you can see my contribution there). Its in support of people who suffer with depression and other such emotionally crippling disorders.

So to all of you out there ..

I LOVE YOU.. K?!?

Have a frikken Awesome weekend and stay beautiful!!

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She is my PornStar Alter Ego <– Yes, Yes, Yes..we all have one..

Her full name is Bambi Van Der Merwe.. and I am only sharing this with you because I was challenged earlier today to share her Voicemail soundclip and we all know how much I LOOOOVE a challenge..hehehe

Please note: I am not responsible for what Bambi does and therefore should not be judged by her actions/intentions..

Soo without further ado.. here’s Bambi

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I have always wanted to try my hand on some fun sporty type fun social thing like ballroom dancing or pole dancing.. But the fear of looking like an ass is too much to bare for me.. Im not saying I dont make an ass of myself on a daily basis with the constant foot and mouth I currently suffer from.. Im just saying I dont want to add to my situation.

So I am sticking to the treadmill and refrain from trundling in the road on the off chance I stumble, fall and a random vehicle drives over my leg <–that shit happens!

I will also refrain from ballroom dancing in case my stilleto breaks (again) and I snap my ankle off and crack my head open on the way down..

And after seeing this today…

…I think I will refrain from the Pole dancing now too

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