Early Bird..
..And all that I am doing the Friday Funny early.. Cos I need it and so do you Like Unlike
I will miss you…
Don’t know what happened and I suppose I never will.. .. Just know that I will miss you. Like Unlike
Honk..Hoot..Whatever..
Yesterday.. I was at a cycle event waiting for the guys to get back from their ride when I was accosted, Yes accosted by a chickypoo who’s boobies were practically jumping out at me while she spoke… She was promoting the “New Hooters” Restaurant that opened in Umhlanga and gave us a leaflet.. Now at this point I am laughing and saying.. “Cool, The guys can go and order steak egg and strips after their ride..” and she looked shocked and announced that we should bring the whole family as they are a FAMILY RESTAURANT! .. LMFAO!! What?! You want me to bring my two impressionable boys to Hooters?!? Are you Mucking Fad?? I want them to think that its OK to Objectify women? I think not.. Thanks but NO thanks.. I would rather take...
2 years later..
Today I woke up a little bit slower, a little bit sadder, and with a little less purpose.. But I did get up and start my day, I did not cower. Its been 2 years since we last spoke, 2 years since my heart broke.. The pain, the anguish I felt at your passing, The hurt, the loss, the tears… seemingly everlasting, are there still, ever present today as I remember, that two years ago you left me..broken.. with your departure.. Without your warmth, your love, and your voice, I feel lost and angry and want to scream at the world.. “This was not my wish, this was never my choice!” yet I am forced to get up each and very morning, Put a smile on my face and pretend that everything is alright.. So today, like yesterday and the day before, I get by..I get...
Sea Shell Shwim on the Shea Shore..
Or however the heck you say that. I can sprout the afrikaans version for you if you prefer?!? “Sannie Sê Sannie Sal Sewe Sakke Sout Sleep.. ” <– You get the drift. As a little girl I had a very unfortunate lisp only made worse by my stuttering… Yes, I was teased. Terribly. But I told them all to F@k off (well not quite that word..LOL) and got on with getting over it. I still stutter from time to time.. but most people are too polite to mock me. Not all, there are those that still laugh and mock, but the numbers have decreased over the years. As a result I drowned myself in books as a little girl and at the age of 9 was reading books to the likes of 101 Dalmations (the english version taken from my afrikaans school library). The...
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