Surprise!!!!
Uhmmm… I used to think I loved surprises.. never had a surprise birthday party and often thought how cool it would be if someone threw one for moi! Last night however, I was politely informed that I do not like surprises.. o_O!? After a few polite moments with me trying to recover my dropped jaw from the floor, I said “Excuse me??”.. And this was met with a stubborn jawline and a firm look .. “No Briget, you do not like surprises at all.. in fact surprises unsettle you and make you angry for not being able to prepare for them. You only like THE IDEA of surprises.. The idea that someone would want to surprise you.. not the actual surprise, those just leave you annoyed.” Huh, I think he may be onto something there.. sucks though that I...
Fokken Prawns, ekse!
I wish I had known better.. wish people had told me.. wish the cameraman was more considerate.. What VERY few people know about me is that I have a handicap..and not in the cool golf handicap style or the kind of handicap that secures me cool parking at the pav or even the kind you will know about unless you tried to show me your *adorable* home movies or challenged me to “Need For Speed” on the PS2. I have a very obnoxious visual impairment that left me half dead whilst watching “Pursuit of Happiness” and “Perfect Storm” to name but a few. I have never been able to see 3D and every attempt has left me feeling like a my head may explode through my ears and left me in a heaving mess. Home Movies are just DREADFUL! The camera...
Kwik Funnee 4 Friday…
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