Appearances Deceive..

One of my Ubermost pethates is shop assistants who will insist on smalltalk when all you really want is bread/milk/potatoes/porn dvd’s… Scene 1 I hand the fruit/veg guy my tomatoes to weigh at the pnp… Fruit/Veg guy: “Hello there!” I am looking at the other shelves and not listening to him.. Fruit/Veg guy holding my tomatoes ransom : “HELLO!” awkward pause where I turn to look why the fuck my tomatoes still haven’t been weighed only to see the idiot is fully expecting me to converse with him.. Me: ” You planning to weigh that or not?” Fruit/Veg guy: “Hello, How are you?” Now I am irritated. He has officially got my attention and he is going to wish he hadn’t. Me: ” Are you...