.. after a few glasses of wine, you can be assured of some amorousness (<–it is a word) followed closely by a  newly discovered talent for karaoke singing and an obvious lack of my inside voice smattered with paranoia and conspiracy theories.

Or is this just me..

Anyway..lets not lose focus here people. We not here to judge my fragrant drinking behaviour, which is not often allowed in polite company even though I do let go from time to time

Speaking of Regretful Behaviours and Giant Mistakes, Has anyone seen the new Parlotones Wine called Giant Mistake ?!?!?! Interesting name for an interesting bunch  Although I think the name has more to do with their song then their behaviour or inappropriate gas release or incorrectly harvested grapes..

The Parlotones are giving away a private dinner for joburgers and capetonians (capital letters were removed on purpose) and not for DURBANITES! Not sure why we weren’t included in this but they are welcome to come join me for a bunny of they are in the area… Everyone knows how damn naaaise we are here in dirtbin..

In the meantime I am going to keep my peelers open for a bottle of their freshly squeezed grapes in order to tap into my creativity around the braai armed with karaoke mic and balls of steel

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