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If you can see a player thingy below.. It works.. If you dont.. then I give up cos its friday and I dont want to fight with it anymore!!! Stay Fabulous and keep it porno! 1 person likes this post. Like Unlike Share This:
I used to think…
..that I was OK. That I was doing alright. That I had survived life and all it threw at me with ease. I used to think that not only have I dealt well with my lemons but that I should share my recipe for lemonade.. But this morning as I stood in the kitchen, looking at my kids, with the realisation of how close I had come to completely losing control it was evident that I am not OK. Not.Even.Close. … and for the sake of me and everyone around me. I think I need to deal with this. Now. Be the first to like. Like Unlike Share...
Appearances Deceive..
One of my Ubermost pethates is shop assistants who will insist on smalltalk when all you really want is bread/milk/potatoes/porn dvd’s… Scene 1 I hand the fruit/veg guy my tomatoes to weigh at the pnp… Fruit/Veg guy: “Hello there!” I am looking at the other shelves and not listening to him.. Fruit/Veg guy holding my tomatoes ransom : “HELLO!” awkward pause where I turn to look why the fuck my tomatoes still haven’t been weighed only to see the idiot is fully expecting me to converse with him.. Me: ” You planning to weigh that or not?” Fruit/Veg guy: “Hello, How are you?” Now I am irritated. He has officially got my attention and he is going to wish he hadn’t. Me: ” Are you...
Noisey Breathing..
Being awake at 2am sucks bad enough but being awake at 2am on your own and the rest of the house is sleeping and you are not wanting to make a noise or switch on lights… sucks donkey danglers.. But it does give me time to think, and think and think..and this morning I was thinking that I should rethink some of my previous thoughts and this led me to some insightful moments until I sat there all thunked out. Whatever, as you can see I am operating on really low levels today and will not be driving or cooking and need to be taken to go potty in case I go take a whizz on the kitchen chair instead of the toilet… As soon as I garner some brain power I am going to have some serious words with my internal clock that insists on pissing me off and leaving me...
Maandag Mayhem..
For Shizzle My Nizzle.. I am laaiking this day today.. Have some things to share and new stuff I want to introduce to you but will do little bits later on when I am not as distracted busy.. In the meantime here is a tickler for your fancy… 1 person likes this post. Like Unlike Share This:





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